Susie

what? why are you here?

[industrialvelveteen-deactivated]

Fellas is it gay to fall in love with another man and spend your life with him 🤔

[numberonephantompizza1]

I think that is the literal definition of gay

[industrialvelveteen-deactivated]

[poisonder]

The Skype experience

[wrotten]

[krabby-kronicle]

[negativepleasure-deactivated201]

[nick-avallone]

my goal in life is to be my own sugar daddy

[parkistan]

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[arabstreet]

I have like 7 different laughs and they’re all ugly

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[toospookyforboogie-deactivated2]

[onlytwitterpics]

[booksfunquotes]

[pleatedjeans]

[pandacat150]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[pandacat150]

some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren't home: are you 18?

me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry