[pandafewix]

God is real and he just made that bitch quit her job

[achillesinhighheels]

[meow-bucket]

did scrungly paintings of my cats ft. the actual good painting of roxy that my partner did

[liberalsarecool]

Typical cult logic. Obey the abuser. Protect the strong man. Don't think for yourself.

[hippynerdguy]

I read an article about Costco back in 2008. The owner was approached by a business consultant with a plan that could make him $1 million a year, personally. The plan would’ve had the owner fire 20% of his work staff, cut benefits and start new employees at minimum wage. After reading the proposal, the owner said, “You’re fired. I make $350,000 a year. I have two houses two cars two kids in college, a boat and a RV. No one needs to make a million dollars a year at the expense of your employees.”

If there was a Costco near me, I’d be there weekly just support such an honest company.

[pandafewix]

The project I forgot about for months is looking at me all seductive-like. Don’t contact me. It is time for an affair with my mistress (arts and crafts)

[istascha-deactivated20260222]

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[pandafewix]

Why is Quizlet charging me for flashcards they didn’t even make???? Late stage capitalism is ruining my life.

[mizeliza]

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[midnightglances]

I want to be cool and mysterious so bad but unfortunately I have many thoughts about things

[xultraviolentlightx]

I’m actually kinda fun once you get to know me (takes 3 to 4 years).

[byjove]

knight boyfriend that keeps asking you if you’d love him if he was a wyrm

[pandafewix]

Your local barista is stimming in the back. The sooner you accept that the better your coffee will taste.

[ganymedian]

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

[dogpuppy]

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[conservethis]

Casting with all my might