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[collectorofbeans]

ITS 3:30 IN THE MORNING AND IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD

OK SO I WAS LAYING IN BED AND LISTENING TO MUSIC AND I DIDNT WANT TO GET UP TO DANCE SO I WAS JUST KINDA MOVING AROUND WEIRDLY AND I GUESS IT MADE MY BED START REPEATEDLY SQUEAKING REALLY LOUD AND MY MOM HEARD IT FROM THE OTHER ROOM AND GOT THE WRONG IDEA AND STORMED IN SCREAMING “what the FUCK is GOING ON HERE AND SHE JUST STOPPED AND STARED AT ME TRYING TO TURN UP BUT ALSO TRYING TO MOVE AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE AND WE JUST MADE REALLY AWKWARD EYE CONTACT FOR LIKE 30 SECONDS AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND LEFT

[will-ferret]

If Mario and Luigi are the Mario brothers does that mean Mario’s full name is Mario Mario?

[pandas4evah]

Me: *fucking punches someone in the nose*

Me: Boop

[ovarytoast]

What if instead of fingers you had 5 tiny penises on your hands and they functioned like regular penises and to be able to pick stuff up they had to be erect and sometimes if you got mad at someone you could jack off your finger and ejaculate into their eye

[deranged-black-kitten]

What if when we die our minds reset reality as if we didn’t die? And our afterlife is us just continuing to go about our day as if we had lived?

Like how can I really be sure I didn’t snap my neck when I fell down the stairs this morning, but my mind re-wrote the accident so that I escaped the fall uninjured, and went to work as usual and arrived home later alive and well?

How can we be sure that any of this is really real and that we didn’t all perish some time ago?

[deadgwen]

I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say… hi. how ya doin’?

[pandas4evah]

Christmas: "Christmas time is here, happiness and che-"

Me: "I'll get back to you in a sec just need to get through finals first"

[orchestrahumor]

Listening for Intonation

[the-sassy-composer]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[tinyoperadiva-deactivated-6-2-1]

I’ve watched this on loop a good 50 times and as a musician I can confirm this to be 10000% true

[ilovecharts]

[masterlukeskywalker]

Beethoven just doesn’t care.

[anunituinuruk]

I’ve reblogged it before, and it still makes me giggle every time.

[wordsnquotes]

Sometimes I long for places I don’t even know of.

Knut Hamsun, Pan: From Lieutenant Thomas Glahn’s Papers by Knut Hamsun (via stimartins)

[gbftompkins]

Look at my sick beets I just made. B)

[deancasheadcanons]

Realizing that Dean and Cas are never going to work out their shit if they never get any alone time, Sam starts to conveniently and periodically disappear whenever Cas is around. 

There seems to be no change in Dean and Cas’ behavior after several weeks of this, and Sam grows increasingly more impatient until he finally decides to just confront them about it. He even admits to giving them “private time” and hoping for the best.

Strangely enough, Dean and Cas readily agree that maybe there’s something going on between them, and perhaps they should discuss it.

Sam thinks their cavalier attitudes imply that they really aren’t going to talk about it, and he’s just going to have to keep living in hell. 

Later that night as Dean and Cas curl up in bed together, Dean says, “I was wondering why it was so easy to sneak around lately.”

Cas responds, “Should we tell him we’ve been together for a year?”

[pastel-iceland-blog]

SuperWhoLock is soon to take back their throne on tumblr

Just a heads up guys. Reblog if you’re part of the Superwholock army. like if you shall run and hide.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Do not mock a pain you haven’t endured.

Unknown (via neonflashincamphalfblood)

[sarcasticomments]

[ofhollowsandhoney]

Racism isn't over because we took down a flag. Homophobia isn't over because gays can marry.

Just a psa.