acab baby

[alex-krycekk]

That gay couple you know in their 30s who get up early on the weekends to go birdwatching

[alex-krycekk]

that's it, that's the ship

[zoesupreme]

put a little more olive oil in that pan I'm not driving

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[charhounds]

btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion

[eldritchidiot]

the whole squad

[kalichnikov]

Thanks I hate it: sarcastic disdain, you don't enjoy this at all that's insufferable, I love it: prankster solidarity. A compliment for mischief. You gotta try this dude, it sucks: solidarity through communal self-flagellation It's terrible, watch it immediately: Your classic so-bad-it's-good media

[simplyclockwork]

@annecumberbatch

Can’t forget, ‘gross, I love it’

[rosetta-stoned-bitch]

Not to forget the iconic

[severedned]

How could people forget Data?

[lindleland]

[bulletsgerard]

bitches will see the most pathetic, sopping wet drowned kitten of a man in a horror movie and be like i want that one (i'm bitches)

[miraculan-draws]

I see your "Astarion is undead and does not feel the cold" and raise you "Astarion is undead and therefore cannot thermoregulate on his own and must control his temperature like a lizard."

Hot day? He is laying on gravel one minute and then dumping his canteen on his head the next. Cold night? Companions are warm rocks to him. They take shifts.

[fannishcodex]

this has always been my interpretation. park him near karlach for warmth

(tags via watchmakermori)

@podcastenthusiast

[mistercrowbar]

The strength economy is in shambles.

100% Karlach just thinks a deathmatch is a fun friendly time

[tuherrus]

careful repairs (on clive)

[kppigpen]

This is the best photo I have ever taken with my phone and nothing will ever top it.

[fangswbenefits]

Man really got hit with that Command: Drop Weapon spell and is now fully disarmed

[icapturedthecastle]

[i-am-a-fish]

trans men be like hot and shit like they're just hot as fuck like what the fuck man why are you being so hot god damn

[mxamalgam]

I want a man who ripped his masculine form right out of the hands of God. I'm sorry cis men that you will likely never have the opportunity to do something that metal.

[i-am-a-fish]

probably the sexiest paragraph I've read in my entire life thank you for making it

[wordfather]

conducting a new experiment called maintaining a normal conversation. i'll let you know how it goes

[wordfather]

brought up the eel sex discovery again :/

[wordfather]

speaking of: did you guys know that the mystery of eel breeding has finally been discovered??

the reproduction of eels has been a mystery since ancient fucking greece and they JUST discovered how they do it. scientists followed european eels that migrated thousands of kilometers from freshwater streams and rivers to the Sargasso sea (which is by north america) where the females released millions of eggs into the water and the males fertalized them and then the eels just died. because appearantly thats the end of their lifespan.

its insane. its bonkers. ALL european and american eels reproduce IN THE SAME PLACE. european eels swim across the north atlantic ocean just to reproduce. these eels live for about 20 years and go through multiple complex life stages but they begin and end their lives in the same place, despite how far they travel. and god dont get me started on other species of eels-

[girlballs-archive]

one of those days on the dashboad i guess

[megamindeeznuts]

i was watching futurama with my friend last night and it glitched out so bad i got the best screenshot ever .

[lastvalyrian]

when you remember an important task while going to bed at 3am