I pray my death be swift and true.

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@pandella
I pray my death be swift and true.
IM THE TWEET OMG
I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT
I’ve eaten at Pinches and I asked the cashier if the name meant something bad and she shrugged and laughed .
I’m swiping yes
Expectation vs Reality
i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
K bye!
me as a homosexual
why is this me im screaming
The only pure moment on earth that matters
the time of year
@0guro
@zombified-cupcake
It is time.
That shower head has the same pressure as me peeing with a urinary tract infection
I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.
Your URL makes it even better
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed