it’s what it’s because of the way it’s

Raz she/he/they knockoff encyclopedia of random info

[shencomix]

[pandorasbellybag]

this is how i feel when i push my work dress code as far as possible (and then wear the sickest coat ever on top of that)

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[onenicebugperday]

Armored woodlice:

1. Pseudarmadillo spinosus 2. Unknown, Armadillidiidae 3. Loreola sp. 4. Loreola sp. 5. Unknown, Armadillidiidae 6. Echinarmadillidium fruxgalli

Photos by Nicky Bay // Facebook // Website

Shared with permission; do not remove credit or re-post!

[pandorasbellybag]

7. Acanthoniscus richardsonae

source: Gonzalo Giribet

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[headspace-hotel]

If you kill a non venomous snake that's just silly and cruel and betrays a disgusting worldview of blind hatred and fear of other beings,

and if you kill a venomous snake that's VERY STUPID because trying to kill a venomous snake is the best way to get bitten by a venomous snake.

[specsthespectraldragon]

the last coral snake fatality in florida that I could find was due to the person who died trying to kill it, as a note

[triquizzies]

specs stop throwing snakes

[specsthespectraldragon]

I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED NOT TO THROW HIM BUT I WAS IN A HURRY

[headspace-hotel]

Weirdest day of that copperhead's life

[heyftinally]

[organical-mechanical]

Fun fact: there’s a virus that makes bugs iridescent

disease that makes you beautiful then kills you

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i feel like you guys would appreciate this fact

[canid-sys]

OKAY

THIS IS CALLED INVERTEBRATE IRIDESCENT VIRUS 31 or ISOPOD IRIDOVIRUS

THERE UNFORTUNATELY ISN'T A LOT OF INFORMATION ON IT

BUT IT INCREASES BUGE MORTALITY AND TURNS THEM SHINY AND BLURPLE

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

There’s actually multiple of them, each targeting a different host

For example, invertebrate iridescent virus 3 mainly infects mosquito larvae

[apolladay]

Do you have any mutuals who you also know in person?

Yes, we were IRLs first and then followed each other on Tumblr

Yes, we were mutuals first and then planned to meet in-person

Yes, we were IRLs first and then coincidentally became mutuals

Yes, we were mutuals first and then coincidentally met in-person

Yes, the situation is more complicated than that

No

Do you have any mutuals who you also know in person?

Yes, we were IRLs first and then followed each other on Tumblr

Yes, we were mutuals first and then planned to meet in-person

Yes, we were IRLs first and then coincidentally became mutuals

Yes, we were mutuals first and then coincidentally met in-person

Yes, the situation is more complicated than that

No

Voting ended onAug 27, 2024

[4letteraroace]

@pandorasbellybag @cocoa12356 and @katenigma are all irl friends that I convinced to join tumblr :3

[pandorasbellybag]

but then i forgot tumblr existed 😔

[cannibalchicken]

thank you doraemon <333

[catchymemes]

Animal Reviews!

Source: facebook.com

[whispshunt]

[whispshunt]

[weeping-wandrian]

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

[zeplerfer]

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

[wantcookie]

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

[carefulpyromancer]

[4letteraroace]

@pandorasbellybag I am going to cornobble you. get your ass over here >:3

[pandorasbellybag]

me when i get cornobbled

[depsidase]

[cannibalchicken]

[heidelbro]

[beesleeps]

[hjartasalt]

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

[hjartasalt]

Chat where did I go wrong

[nuka-rockit]

the reviews are in

[pandorasbellybag]

op should be a gardener

[threeeyedharemp3]

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[vetchtibbles]

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

[threeeyedharemp3]

stop it i was trying to be gothic

[daily-spooky]

[punkitt-is-here]

a rare sighting