Former Human (Fired)

As a former homosapien I have professional knowledge of many of their customs.

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I have always wanted to sit in my college's theater with all the lights off and just wait until someone walks in. It's like a cave in there.

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I would kill to get the name Robin Dabank. Everyone would think I robbed a bank when in reality I was arrested for vehicular manslaughter.

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I want everyone to know that the moon Io has a part of it that looks like a rat according to google maps.

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Adding punk to any genre makes it better, yes I want to listen to klezmer punk, yes I want to listen to folk punk. Just give some angsty teens a clarinet and accordion and you're set.

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The Talking Heads used to just be a normal band until the tragic day they did a tour in France.

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New Show Idea: Jerma985 Ranch

Im convinced that Jerma985 is a skinwalker and nothing can change this point of view. I could start a show based on Jerma985 cattle mutilations and psychic manifestations and become rich.

[shencomix]

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*Trying to hide the 20 others behind me* It's completely normal.

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When you forget that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[sleepy-bebby]

Identity theft is not a joke

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I can't believe this long nosed faker tried to steal the identity of that sock puppet.