~The Devil's Advocate~

·Rivers· Eat A Cookie 🍪

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[wunderlessdreamer]

I thought this said monkey business

[werewolfclaws]

i feel like this is a dying art called 'being a good human being' anybody else agree. anybody

[wunderlessdreamer]

First sketch¿ on the external pad

[dotterelly]

I wanted to try making a quesadilla so I googled to check for advice on how to make sure it worked out well. Turns out someone on reddit asked the same question, and now I'm going to make and eat a baby.

[eastgaysian]

some of you are just saying shit. i am too but that's not what this is about rn

[javarisx-fightingthosedemons]

[wexleresque]

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[mangonetics]

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

[adishpan]

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[depsidase]

[moniquill]

People are objectively correct. This was never true, but now people are less prone to believing lies about it.

Humanity will not survive unless we dismantle capitalism.

[fleshdyke]

i love when animals just really really fuck up scientific data by just doing natural behaviours. the only remains we have of gigantopithecus (absolutely giant prehistoric hominid that went extinct somewhere around 300 tya) are teeth and a couple mandibles. because porcupines ate ALL of the skeletons

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

What the fuck what the fuck

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Tbh when I die I think I want my bones fed to porcupines

[caats]