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Sideblog for various discourse and shitposts about Fire Emblem and its fandom. Inbox and submissions are open! Mod opinions are their own. [Info Page]

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Welcome to the Discourse™️. This is a side blog is centered around shitposting and nuclear takes about Fire Emblem. If we reblog directly from you, it does not mean your post is "bad", we just think it's a funny post.

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The people running the blog:

Admin Arc

Mod Garon

Last update: March 5, 2024

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That Among Us wannabe mobile game feels so absurd. Like, why is Lyn a horse?? 😭

let's put it all to a vote on how they made this game

why does fe shadows exist

original ip that got fe stapled on it

tax write off

originally was supposed to replace feh but they decided to kill it instead

attempt to attract arknights players/furry fans

other (tag your own conspiracy)

Voting ended onSep 26, 2025

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congrats to @kay-faraway for winning the conspiracy game

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So Among Us Emblem is gonna be eligible for CYL and it's barely a week. LIKE WHAT?? HOW??!

darios is most snubbed fire emblem character of all time and i don't even care about the original warriors game

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current state of feh (special update)

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I feel like I'm going insane watching the response to Shadows. Everyone is like "heehee funni game, let's all draw loads of fanart about it" and I'm over here screaming IT SUCKS!!! IT SUCKS SO FUCKING BAD!!! HOLY FUCKING CRAP ON MARCIA'S CRACKERS, IT'S FUCKING ASS!!! MICROTRANSACTION BATTLEPASS MOBILE GAME WITH HALF-ASSED "SOCIAL DEDUCTION" GAMEPLAY, WHICH ISN'T FE AT ALL?!?! HUH!?!?

"but the character designs are so cute tho-" THEY'RE NOT!!! HOLY SHITBALLS THEY'RE NOT!!! MOST GENERIC SLOPPY GACHA GARBAGE I'VE EVER SEEN!!! PUTTING ANIMAL EARS ON EVERYONE SHOULD NOT BE A THING IN AN ACTUAL PUBLISHED GAME!! WHY DO YOU ALL LIKE THIS?!?! WHY?!?! WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE JUST ME THAT'S UTTERLY REVOLTED AND REPULSED AND INSULTED BY THIS?!?! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE THINK FIRE EMBLEM EVEN IS?!?!?! CAN YOU JUST PUT THE WORDS "FIRE EMBLEM" ON LITERALLY ANYTHING AND YOU PIGS WILL LAP THAT SLOP UP!?!?!? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway I hope this was cringe enough to qualify as a Badpost because they're my 100% honest feelings and no one wants to hear them because then I'm not "letting people enjoy things," thanks

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That Among Us wannabe mobile game feels so absurd. Like, why is Lyn a horse?? 😭

let's put it all to a vote on how they made this game

why does fe shadows exist

original ip that got fe stapled on it

tax write off

originally was supposed to replace feh but they decided to kill it instead

attempt to attract arknights players/furry fans

other (tag your own conspiracy)

Voting ended onSep 26, 2025

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What's going on with the new FE characters lmao. Sothis is much taller for some reason, so is Arval going to be in Fortune's Weave??

arval will now be wearing jordans to reflect the passage of time

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i genuinely don't know why people feel so good about engage having the "first fully bisexual cast." no paired endings and the few supports where it's relevant get treated like it's a fun quirky thing instead of, you know, a serious topic. letting alear s-support someone isn't satisfying because every alear support conversation boils down to "divine one i worship you uwu". not to mention that the s-support system lets you marry your own fucking sister (the localization team tried to censor it but it still reads as romantic). truly groundbreaking stuff for the "first queer fe game."

if we chant "the first queer fe game" enough times we can force ike to jump out of his grave with a tellius remastered edition

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The intro of Engage chapter 7 is just Awakening chapter 3 but worse

You Cannot change my mind

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awakening chapter 3: some armour knights chuck spears at chrom

engage chapter 7: alrcyst shoots an arrow at alear

close enough. dont forget to like and subscribe.

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The intro of Engage chapter 7 is just Awakening chapter 3 but worse

You Cannot change my mind

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this is probably a not finding the right blogs issue but i genuinely feel unwelcome by the general fe tumblr community. sometimes it feels like you have to be a fan of every single game (except houses which you must feel neutral towards at best) to be part of the platform's 'general' fandom. not liking non-houses titles (especially the 3ds ones) seems to be generally frowned upon even if you avoid spreading negativity to the best of your ability. most fe fans i've found on this site seem to genuinely be under the impression that disliking any non-houses title makes you a fake fan. it feels like the less mean sibling of the elitism of back in the day, with an added layer of criticism deflection and wrapped on bootlicker (except towards the one game it's cool to criticize because normies like it) paper

(for context, i've played every single game from 4 all the way to engage, and used to be active on twitter way back in the day)

tbh it's better trying to find a few people to talk about the games you like instead of relying on this site's sense of community. i know how it feels bc i've played since i was a teenager and witness this exact elitism phenomenon occur with literally every game that comes out so it's really only a matter of time before it dies out again when intsys puts out a really standout game that people will obsess over

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Which of these is not something that is canon in Three Houses or Three Hopes

Sylvain invents guns

Lorenz cat

Felix’s parents are divorced

Rhea has a lab under the academy where she makes homunculi

Rhea banned the printing press

Yuri thinks the earth is flat

Seteh banned a pick up book from the academy’s library

Balthus wants to get with Claude’s mom

Shez teaches Edelgard what a hi-five is

Dimitri eats a vile cheese

Leonie and Felix’s paired ending has them become street performers

All of these are canon

Voting ended onMay 4, 2025

I’ve wanted to do this for a while

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Why is no one talking about the fact that the new Marth duo "may or may not appear again in a summon event held in the future"? Disgusting to see IntSys pull this shit and extremely weird that the fanbase isn't talking about it.

had to do a little bit of browsing the youtube channel but for context:

this the disclaimer tagline for any special heroes:

this is what the mythic/legendary info looks like usually:

and now here's the latest mythic banner:

so what we can see here is that marth/caeda don't fall under the same categorization as the monthly heroes due to being a duo and may not be subjected to be put on the monthly schedule at all (however, i did not check if it has changed as of now). whether or not this is trying to induce more FOMO may be too soon to call

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To add to what admin said: Julia came from the same relationship as the Fire Emblem antichrist. You Know people are going to use that as an excuse to justify it.

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