haiiiiii ^_^

charlie - he/him - 19

[pansydivided]

charlie • he/him • 19

straw page (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) (its ass I'll update it eventually)

art blog is @livinginawigglyworld

aesthetic blog is @yellinginmyear

langblr/study blog is @keasbynights

very brief statement of my politics to keep weirdos off my blog:

pro palestine

fat liberationist

transfeminist

land back

reichblr and tcc freaks fuck off

i love using the block button

[r0zeclawz]

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I hate this gif so much can't wait to inflict it on people

[woodsdyke]

once i was in the TSA line for a flight and it was SO LONG that TSA decided to just drop all the security protocols. leave everything in the suitcase including electronics. keep your shoes on. don't go through the fancy 360 scanner, just the metal detector. get out of here. and i was like ohhhh so you admit this is all just your stupid community theatre production that you've made me be a part of for all this time and it doesn't actually mean anything real. okayyyyy

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

[kit-cosmic]

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

[foreveriallyzombified]

Yeah.

You’re no expert.

[enba-and-luka]

[segamascott]

[theehorsepusssy]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[symfysen]

sad/worried demos... im sorry..

[flight-of-the-chickadee]

A red-breasted nuthatch hunches over as they get ready to launch off the spruce tree they've alighted upon. Nuthatches' bandit masks make them look like little thieves, and they certainly steal all my attention and love when they're around :)

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[twinkhole-destroyer]

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"TULSA, OK RANCH ACRES 9", ARCHITEXTY (2008)