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nothing better than armchair diagnosing will smith hockey with the moots like this is what life is really all about

#‘i thought he was just gay fr’ <- us right before deeping everything #editing to add that i’d also love anons joining in :] and thank everyone that already did #IM MAD I DIDNT THINK ABOUT IT BEFORE POSTING ITSHZKSS 😭😭

if you deep it will constantly claiming the driver seat for himself is yet another manifestation of his control issues

#when you can’t trust anybody on the road but yourself etc etc #and yeah will is a shitty driver but mack is an anxious one and that’s worse #will voice gotta do everything by my damn self around here

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Maybe controversial question (idk) but (and correct me if I'm wrong) you don't enjoy dom Will, do you have an opinion on top Will? (I'm aware that those two are different)

my opinion (and i’m using my med student credentials here so yall gotta #trustme) is that will would really benefit from daily prostate orgasms alongside a zoloft prescription :] HAKZHAB LMFAOOOO but yeah i prefer bottom will! not for any ~ enlightened ~ reason (lollll) i just like it the besttttt that’s how my brain is wired rn

#this is the most it depends question of all time tbh bc most of it is linked to what degree these ‘roles’ influence characterization #if you get what i meannnnn #if someone characterizes will along the same lines i do and also makes him top im down for thattt #unfortunately it’s very rare soooo yeah #this is NOT an invitation to send me t/b diskhorse btw pls don’t even try thank youuuu #qna #also one thing you gotta know about me is that my brain is will will willll like im thinking about him in all ways lol #but you will see when i finally post something on ao3 ahsksh despite what i post most often about i actually strive to #make wm as dynamic as possible #i heavily dislike it when they get stuck in like static roles and feel one dimensional #when the best part about them is how much of a give-and-take dynamic they have #and how there is no ‘set leader’ like they each take charge in different aspects of their lives/companionship

#you heard her will !#photoshop adventures

#my understanders will understand me #photoshop adventures

#WILLMISA HATESEX SUMMER !!!!!#photoshop adventures

im shaking what did he mean by this

#photoshop adventures

let's get will someone he can make silly tiktoks with 😔

unfortunately i don’t think we are getting any of that the more serious he gets about brand deals etc etc 😭 but maybe he will make a spam acc later down the line…. 👁️

#i just know the stories on his finsta go crazy toooo #qna #wait tho maybe kesselring or gasseau…..#why did kesselring call him kid so many times btw #like is it a cover up for wanting to fuck him #the age gap is literally just 5 years #👁️👄👁️ i will monitor that situation closely trustttt

RJ was training with them! @ will please follow the kid he even liked your 4thjulypic !!!

@ will pls. follow back the boy he literally hero worships mack and still finds you cooler than him. WILLLLLLLL !!!!

#it will never happen but imagine if the sharks nab rj too…#1 will 2 feral celebrinis #aiden is hiring an etsy witch to stop this from happening as we speak btw #qna

I think Will is a virgin. He just gives off flirty virgin vibes like he loves the attention but is actually deeply scared of being seen at his most vulnerable. He’s also only 21 so not super uncommon to have not had the freshness seal broken yet.

interesting! i don’t think he is a virgin however i can seeeeee him having very low libido 👁️ and maybe very high standards irl lol like an insta follow is whatever but meeting in person… 🤔

#but big fat yes to being deeply scared of being seen at his most vulnerable!!#that’s such a will core personality trait to meeee like he can never turn his brain off #and when you have sex you are so vulnerable like he is constantly thinking about what he looks like to his partner #and if he is doing things the right way #but also he is gay #LIKEHAJSHS 😭😭😭#i’ve said it once and ill say it again if someone with a face like his was also in possession of heterosexuality #we would have had something like the second coming of tyler s #but not as willing to get naked on cam #qna

https://www.tumblr.com/pantarheid/822563817007513600/ldr-summer-anon-back-on-my-bullshit-here-have

anon you need to read the grindr fic it is delicious (in which mack snoops through will's phone and discovers he is hooking up with old like 50 year old men on grindr on the regular, has Thoughts about it, and then proceeds to catfish him)

YESSSS i love that fic !!!!!

#the characterization was chef’s kiss #qna

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will who willingly recreated the judi jupiter video with bauer (and allegedly was the one who proposed the idea) vs mack who looked like he was desperately waiting for the ground to open up and swallow him whole

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#in another life will would have loved being a boston microinfluencer as his side hustle

yeah! it’s not that serious at the end of the day but to me more than what you pointed out it’s usually that people constantly using that word end up portraying him with a vibe that i don’t really enjoy overall lollll

#like i have my fave jokey jokes too and i use them a lot im not trying to be holier than thou #but in this case it’s like have you guys ever interacted with a very competitive and intense person question mark #qna

#photoshop adventures #yet another dee x elly collab <3

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