Tim Kaine's Sugar Daddy

i'm as bad at aesthetic posts as I am expressing my feelings ~ will reblog absolutely everything ~ Sully ~ bi ~ love you all

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[princesconsuela]

mood

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Gotta love the office

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adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

[coelasquid]

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

[krabby-kronicle]

BEST RAP OF ALL TIME

[gwyoi]

spongebob mood board ft squidward

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[snowund2-deactivated20180918]

take it back now nya'll

one glomp this time! :3c

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Right paw lets stomp Left paw lets stomp HOWL! (AWOOOOO) Everybody wag your tails!

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remember when there was that rumor that Harry Styles was Obama’s secret gay lover and this was his reaction when he found out

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[purephaser]

When bae fire shots at you before you realize it but then you go with it because YOU know what’s up

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Lol wth

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concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.

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this is the best post on this fucking website

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cmao

crying my ass off