No more human than peace on Earth.

Call me Funhouse! - he/they/bun/deep pronouns - we block radqueers on sight - Icon art by starstrvckfool

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[man-peach-reborn]

[rrrotgut]

if i ever spamlike your posts and then you mysteriously get an anonymous ask it wasnt me . dont even bother worrying yourself that it was . ok .

[notaplaceofhonour]

will never not be mad about gig economy apps making a 4 star rating mean “unacceptable quality”

[notaplaceofhonour]

Doordash will suspend you below 4.2 stars.

Uber drivers can be suspended at 4.6 stars.

Lyft drivers risk suspension under 4.8 stars.

Even for apps where they don’t have a publicly stated minimum, their algorithms will bury you.

4 stars does not mean 4 stars. It means 1.4 stars.

If you give a person a 4 star rating, to these companies, you are not saying “I was mostly satisfied with the service, but there’s always room for improvement”—which is what 4 stars should mean—you are voting for them to be fired.

[notaplaceofhonour]

Genuinely, do not ever give people 4 star ratings on gig service apps for any reason that is not a safety issue where their continuation on the app could seriously hurt people.

If someone gives you “just OK” service where you don’t want to give them 5 stars, but you don’t actively hate their existence and hope they die, just don’t rate them.

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[nightmarereverie]

[t00thpasteface]

me if i was a lobsta

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[unyieldingsilence]

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[strayknight]

pjackk was resurrected for like 2 hours and they killed him again. what was the point of propping up his dead metal body like that just to throw him in back in the scrapyard ? hasnt he been humiliated enough ?

[comment-tube]

[tamapalace]

Kuchipatchi crane game plushies at Tamagotchi Factory 😍

[bgm05]

I feel my kidneys vibrate at night when I sleep like a princess

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

(◕‿‿◕✿◕✿)(◕‿◕✿) FIRI IEDNYL (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿‿◕✿FR‿◕✿IEN ◕DLY ✿) REMINDER FRIENDLY (◕‿◕✿) reminder freminder that FRIENDLY REMINder friend ly re mider that it’s okay to ‿◕✿ friend

[octahedral-chaos]

Their name is French Fry

(AKA was inspired by all the goofy Eridians I'm seeing so here's my contribution.)

[dinodoggie]

Heres some more Project Hail Mary comics, just for fun!

Its a long way to Erid so like they got alot of time to do whatever, i think theyd have to talk about pokemon at SOME point at least! XD

i hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!!

[sentienceoverload-29]

2 new eridian OCs!!!!!!! (i prommy i will post less stupid ones soon)

click for better quality

Charcuterie Board and Coke Line 😁 details under cut

ooookayyyy

they r besties :)

Charcuterie Board works in education and was one of the Eridians involved in setting up and approving of Grace's classroom and clearing him to teach. Originally confused by their name, they warmed up to it after learning the great lengths humans will go to to assemble a particularly nice charcuterie board. They're still not 100% sure about being named after food, though. Their newest hobby is watching earth shows, and they are currently halfway through the entirety of a 700 episode obscure Romanian children's show. They are made mostly of smoky quartz with several miscellaneous mineral deposits on top of their carapace. They have 2 mates and 3 pebbles.

Coke Line is the Eridian equivalent of an actor. Due to having no eyes, most Eridian media is either books, audio dramas, or plays. CL is a very famous play actor who delights in getting to play as many different roles as possible. They were delighted at their name, they find being named after something so valuable to humans very flattering, and ignore most of grace's attempts to explain anything about the history of crack cocaine. They are a hopeless romantic who dreams of falling in love, and they often join Charcuterie Board for movie nights whenever CB happens to be watching a romantic movie.

[77pink-prin-cess77]

Please don't forget about loveless people this pride month. Love doesn't make us human. People don't need to love in "other" ways to be valid. Some people are aplatonic, some afamilial, some asensual, some are heartless. They still belong. Abolish conformity and the idea that someone needs to be something specific to belong at pride.