Pants Pants Revolution

saw miguel o’hara while on ketamine Update: Hozier appeared while on ketamine

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“Let’s do a silly one!” I say, reincarnating myself as a cockroach

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in Fourth Wing there are green dragons and red dragons and orange dragons and little golden dragons and you can subluxate your joints

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if steve irwin could love snakes and alligators, maybe i can love this average man with brown hair

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i hate self help books. don’t tell me what to do

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In the Hazbin Hotel, Alastor is everything Lucifer is supposed to be: dark clothes, sinister smile, gray intentions, ultimately trying to benefit himself, tall, charismatic, well-connected, lethal, unforgiving, etc.

Lucifer is quite the opposite: his intentions are genuine, he’s obviously flawed (no hiding his mistakes), wears his heart on his sleeves, has Hugh Jackman-energy, is literally compared to a cute, rubber duck, etc.

But who’s more powerful?

Lucifer. Not the “classic” demon, Alastor.

And it pisses Alastor off.

Even in Hell, Lucifer does not fit into what’s “expected.”

Alastor can’t overpower Lucifer until he stops pulling the strings and shows an honest expression of self.

So in a strange turn of events, honesty can get you farther in Hell than deception.

And this is why Nifty is more powerful than Alastor. In the essay I will…

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Shrimp have their colors and i have levels of awkwardness and embarrassment shrimp could only DREAM of

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gotta check my horoscope [spotify daylist]

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with fear you can sit with it until you are no longer afraid

with lust? the horny??? present. ALWAYS. i can eat five raw potatoes and watch 2 hours of grass in a field and still make out with you. nothing shakes it. i could break the cycle of death and rebirth, be unshackled by time itself, and still be thinking about how your palms get sweaty as i hold them tight

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you’re at the club meanwhile i’m trotting through the forest on my little tippy-tappy satyr hooves. I find peat moss you can only DREAM of and i NEVER make it an issue

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take screenshots of my posts and put them on pinterest, boy

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are you really not productive or did you assign yourself tasks that would take 3 people two weeks to complete w/ 15 hours of research each?

then try to do it after work/school?

bro. you’re not trash, you just need to scale your idea of productivity from a team to just you.

you do that by watching how you work: how quickly you do things, what environment/time of the day you work best in, length of time before you get restless, etc.

it’s trial and error and gosh it’s frustrating but trust me, you have time to try. You are okay. Time is not slipping between your fingers, you just haven’t had a snack today.

You have time and you are okay.

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so are we all just okay with Buttons being a bird now like is anyone else flabbergasted

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hungover, covered in bruises, dehydrated, mustache still glued on: “but did i serve babygirl last night”

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10/10 human experiences:

—seeing pretty water and getting in said water

—great sunset happening, reaching your hands up, then opening and closing said hands

—soft grass on yer feet

—eating the thing you’re craving and your heart goes “that’s the ticket”

—drinking a beverage outside and u inhale and u exhale and u take a sip and ur Outside

—when it’s dark but there’s lights reflecting on water (fireflies, lanterns, Christmas lights, etc)

—being Around a plant or animal

—smells. ain’t nothin’ better than a good smell.

—naming things. that’s not my whisk, that is Timmy.

—going places. i was there, now i am here. wild.

—when yer in water and it rains and it’s like woah double water

—etc.

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If you crush on characters like Blackbeard and Crowley and wonder why people crush on Stede and Aziraphale like idk a flower can’t see it’s own petals bestie, it’s you, you’re the Stede/Az coded one here

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Blackbeard's season 2 crew

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The fact that Frenchie started s1 saying cats are scary ‘cause they have knives in their feet then showing up s2 with knives in his hands

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had to stop the episode just to make this meme

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did u know that both of them are lone wolves