what a time to be queer

jasper, he/they, 24, german. waaay too obsessed with those funky gay lil pirates

[ourflagmeansheartbreak-deactiva]

Being so completely fucking uneducated on geography and history and just in general being a complete bafoon while watching ofmd is so embarrassing to me but also funny. Two seasons and I still couldn’t tell a single part of a ship and what it’s called. Are they on the ocean? On the sea? On a public community pool? Fuck do I nose. I’m here for the vibes.

[ourflagmeansheartbreak-deactiva]

I wanna cry how stupid I am. My name is penis and I was born without a brain that’s all I have to say

[frogpirates]

They're playing in David Jenkins kiddie pool, obviously

[milkovichy]

[narrator's voice]: He did, in fact, say it back to him

[fathermulcahyofficial]

“I’m just doing it for the lolz” has gotta be one of my favorite 18th century phrases

[baggnshield]

my genuine complaints about ofmd s2

- not one kiss for ed on the forehead not even half how does his forehead remain unkissed, blasphemous

- not one nose boop for stede nothing there, how did ed or anyone else not "got your nose" him, tragedy

- no confirmation for my Ed's hands are always cold and he has bad circulation and grabs stede's tits for warmth theory, homophobic

- chest tattoo 🥲

[mermaidstede]

😔

[bizarrelittlemew]

bro <3

[captain-flint]

For years, I've followed your every whim, I've managed your increasingly erratic moods, I've massaged this crew when they were worried about your judgment. I did all that because I was honoured to work for the legendary Blackbeard, the most brilliant sailor I had ever met. But now, you're just an insane unpleasant shell of a man who's merely posing as Blackbeard. || Ed, I'm sorry. I've been terrible to you. I fed your darkness, Blackbeard. For years, I egged him on, even though I knew you'd outgrown him, but the truth is... I needed him. Blackbeard, it was us. You and me. But you're good now. You're ready. Izzy, you can't go. You can't leave me. I wanna go. You're surrounded by family, Ed. Just be Ed.

[cosima-nova]

Hell yes Spanish Jackie has trans husbands.

[thelighthouseandthekraken]

hell yeah

[hollanderhugs]

i really hope izzy knew the crew of the revenge were his family too.

[bizarrelittlemew]

ofmd x tumblr

[acyaptik]

I like them a little bit traumatized

[thebootstrap-paradox]

New Roman empire just dropped

[djarin]

stede: 😌💅🏻 izzy: 👁👄👁

[and-fishing-equipment]

imagine showing this picture to an ofmd fan a year ago. thousands dead, millions injured.

[flamingospurple]

Izzy seeing Blackbeard vs Izzy seeing Edward

gif @blakbonnet

[toyboy-molloy]

imagine trying to make a complaint at ed and stede’s inn. like ‘oh you have a problem with the grumpy looking leather-clad co-owner who always has fish on the menu? yeah his innocent looking fop husband is actually insane and will kick you out if you so much as look at ed wrong so sit down and eat the damn fish’

[lieutenantkim]

#ed: 🥺 they sent back the fish#stede: hi all weve had a policy change checkouts are now right this fucking second chop chop (via @blakbonnet)

[rare-basement]

stede would set pop pop on fire

[divorce-enjoyer]

stede gets a higher body count in the food service and hospitality industry than from actual piracy

[piratewinzer]

Me when the pirate romcom has classic romcom moments: CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY DID THAT?? DID YOU SEE IT??? WHAT IS HAPPENING I CANNOT BELIE-