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[pantsstatuszero]

twenty-one governors, four dukes, two kings

In a kingdom close to me. Lived twenty-one governors, four dukes, two kings. And from villages to cities all road upon horses black, white, brown Thoroughbred, Warhorse, and Gelding. In the wee morning hours they lay siege. To Thunderus roars as their enemies sleep. Longswords removed from their sheaths pressed deep. To the laughter of twenty-one governors, four dukes, and two kings.

[lickystickypickyzzz]

[luxgalador]

don’t interrupt the ritual!!!!!

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[classyhustleronline-deactivated]

zauberhaft by Oer-Wout

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[svinto]

@america​ explain

[hierarches]

Viner: So this is ‘Kansas,’ but this is not ‘Ar-Kansas.’ [yelling] America, explain!

@captioned-vines

[pantsstatuszero]

It’s not ar-can-saw. It’s ar-can-sa. Sa like salsa. The real question is why is sa pronouns sus in canz-sus. 

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[luxgalador]

I want to believe

Scully: @tiredntrying

[pantsstatuszero]

The truth is out there!!!

[pantsstatuszero]

Steal lots of cars!!!

Clip from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8hkSdf8XR8

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4fCAJXJYJw)

[masturbationvacation-deactivate]

dora may be exploring a little too much

[skunkbear]

Here’s the orbital period of our solar system’s 8 major planets (how long it takes each to travel around the sun). Their size is to scale and their speed is accurate relative to Earth’s. The repetition of each GIF is proportional to their orbital period. Mercury takes less than 3 months to zoom around Sol, Neptune takes nearly 165 years.  

[bi-spectral]

fuck this gifset do you know how long i sat here waiting for fucking neptune to drag its lazy ass into the frame

[pantsstatuszero]

About 2  minutes and 45 seconds