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17/M/AUS

[studentlifeproblems]

[snulbug]

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

[manie-sans-delire-x]

[studentlifeproblems]

[peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210]

fuck this

[fifty-shadesofgay]

[priestessamy]

Job hunting is so depressing these days

[memecage]

Is this the meaning of ascended ?

[jonwatson]

[bob-belcher]

[the-memedaddy]

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

[mesopelagic]

holy shit i have the best idea

[mesopelagic]

my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”

[mesopelagic]

thats not what happened though :•(

[k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2]

[fearpact]

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

[damianmcgintleman]

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[whitepeopletwitter]

When one of your customers spanks your ass

[surprisebitch]

i thought it was about working in retail omg