Pan Idiot God Of Chaos

Hey what up I’m Ryan he/they Who am I kidding this isn’t an mtg blog anymore Icon by @Dracokrawl

[zybilna]

[zybilna]

[zybilna]

[zybilna]

[zybilna]

[gebo4482]

キギノビル (sinsin08051)

[beemovieerotica]

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[rothmansblues]

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[sloppystyle]

[glacier--freeze]

[transcript:

Okay, guys, I think I have a new one: tell me about a time that you or somebody you know- like you know this story personally- tell me about a time that you or somebody you know, either separately or together or neither of you, were actually involved or not- like think- and it could be an instance too. So tell me about a time- time or an instance or even a place that you and this person that you know- you know this person, so this isn’t a random person- tell me about a time or- or a place or an instance that you or this person, either separately or together (could be either one, maybe none of you, honestly) were involved in this, but- or- or not involved like- but tell me about a time that you or this other person or none of you or all of you- or an instance or a place or a thing- could be a thing too- tell me about a time that you- [laughs]

End transcript.]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[popfizzles]

dude dont make that face. its gonna be okay

[resident-idiot-simp]

[fiiib1]