Chilled Drinks and Dad Jokes

Hey champ, looks like I'm the barkeep now, which means advice and drinks!

[br0adsw0rd]

Have to do some batch cooking to fend off expiry dates.

Hope you lads don’t mind ground beef and peppers in your leftovers for the next two weeks.

[papapolar]

Hey with that ground beef... think we could take some and make sliders? Bet Amir wouldn't mind a little taste of home.

[papapolar]

*Sips Drink.*

Nope.

*Gets Stronger Drink.*

[papapolar]

So it WAS Lizzie in disguise eatting the Jukebox. Of all the things. I make her those special battery acid cocktails! I thought we had a level of trust!

[papapolar]

Ah, we have team Sol and Lua here at last in full force I see.

[papapolar]

Till nexy year shithead!

[papapolar]

One day maybe we'll have her around and I can make her a drink and just let her sit at the bar and talk about her old man, get those feelings out and sorted.

[papapolar]

Early next year never comes, keep waiting.

[papapolar]

Christ everyone needs to cool it.

Chris is Right we're being played by the smiling fucker.

[liminus--star]

i was about to say i need a drink, but let’s be honest, it is going to be several.

[papapolar]

Coming up Flare, I'll get you and Lizzie's favorites up... uh she still like it spiked with battery acid?

[liminus--star]

at this point, she can have whatever she wants. reality is starting to set in a bit over there and i can tell she’s about to be all but inconsolable. i give up on not wanting to eat garbage for tonight

[papapolar]

You got it Flare.

I... actually have been saving scrap electronics for her that I puree'd into a liquid we cold pour into her guitar opening so she could sneak garbage without needing to make you deal with it.

[liminus--star]

i was about to say i need a drink, but let’s be honest, it is going to be several.

[papapolar]

Coming up Flare, I'll get you and Lizzie's favorites up... uh she still like it spiked with battery acid?

[papapolar]

Hmmm should I cut off Amir...

He's... had several.

[h16h-v0l7463]

THAYT!!

isprobably a good idea actualyl

[papapolar]

Come here lemme give you a little cold hands treatment so you sober enough to walk straight.

[papapolar]

Hmmm should I cut off Amir...

He's... had several.

[papapolar]

Oh by the way my fellow Mall Rats swing by the bar I got Mulled Wine and Spiked Nog!

[h16h-v0l7463]

[[ MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE, AND TO THOSE WHO DON’T, HAVE A LOVELY EVENING AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!! check under the cut for detail crops, a link to the full resolution file, and me being a sap lmfao. LOVE YALL!!! MMMWAH!!!!!!!

[[ consider this my gift to all of yall for being a part of such an awesome little thing we’ve made happen together :’) i tried to include as much as i could, but obviously i couldn’t get EVERYTHING and EVERYONE (my dumbass started this on the 18th and its the biggest and most complex composition i genuinely think i have ever done — 21 characters (plus four rats) AND background details all in full color. YEOWCH!!!!!!!) but know that even if your characters aren’t here, or if you’re just a member of our beloved audience (we couldn’t do it without ya!), this goes out to you, too.

[[ it’s been an insanely rough year for me OOC, between job troubles, health issues, and *gestures vaguely at the state of the entire world*, but i genuinely don’t know how i would’ve pulled through if it wasn’t for what we’ve got going on here giving me something to work on and helping me meet some really awesome new friends when i needed it the most. if yall like hugs, im giving you one! if not, we can do a high five or whatever, that’s cool too :P even when life gets in the way and it feels like things are slowing down, there’s always been something to chew on or something awesome we’ve accomplished to look back on fondly. yall mean the world to me, and it’s been an honor to be playing tuoys together for just over a year now :’)

[[ enough about me though LOL i know tumblr is gonna crunch the full pic up to hell and back, so ive uploaded the full resolution TIFF file [HERE] for yall to download however you like and appreciate!! and heres some crops, too, cuz im generous like that :P

[papapolar]

Horrayyyyyy!

[spearofthetenno]

…when did we get a priest?

[papapolar]

So Apparently as I heard it Friday became Sunday and went a hundred years back from us to make 2 more protos and also stuck one of his dickheaded blueberries there?

[spearofthetenno]

…when I get back Vel I need the strongest drink you can get me. Please.

[papapolar]

Isleweaver wrap up strong or "kills a normal person" strong?

[h16h-v0l7463]

@papapolar

Oh by the way Amir swing by the bar I need to see if I've gotten your absolutely insane beverage preferance down to your liking yet.

i think you mean *my excellent and perfectly normal beverage preference >:P

[papapolar]

Amir my voltaic friend no one consumes this much caffine mixed likw this and doesn't explode. The fact this calma you down frankly feels like I'm no longer practicing mixology and instead am doing some kind of Alchemy.

[h16h-v0l7463]

all i’m saying is when all the pharmacies stop filling prescriptions, SOME of us have to come up with more creative ways to get the right amount of stimulants in our body. i consider myself an innovator in my field

[papapolar]

You got a point there. Inovation makes it sounds much more sane then whatever we should actually call it.

[spearofthetenno]

…when did we get a priest?

[papapolar]

So Apparently as I heard it Friday became Sunday and went a hundred years back from us to make 2 more protos and also stuck one of his dickheaded blueberries there?