[memewhore]

[ejaculot-deactivated20140601]

[mutant-101]

[th-weeknd-deactivated20150125]

[canisleepinyourroom]

Zaxo, Duhok province, Kurdistan.

cacoethetic

we’re goin here

[dekutree]

wtf = when titties fly

[omgthatstotallyme]

[illkim]

When you’re secretly drunk at a family party

[silly-melisser-blog]

why is this so hilarious

[precocious]

when you chillin so hard on the toilet you get elbow indents on your thighs

[ruinedchildhood]

[apjvff]

*calls employer after job interview*

me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*

employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else

me: is it my pussy stink or…..?

[condom-deactivated20190119]

have you ever jerked it to me.. be honest...

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who turn 46 tomorrow have a birthday of 4/20/69

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dymphnajude]

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

[slyherin]

*interrupts history teacher* when r we talking about the battle of hogwarts though

[bodybuildingforums-deactivated2]

lmao = leave my ass olone

[dark-magician-girl]

[iraffiruse]