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I’m like his mother. I have to keep him in check. (x)

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maddiesharafian

Be careful with your honey, my friends! <3

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here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

dunkstein

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

33v0

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

33v0

look at this shit

They radiate peace

transfemininomenon

capybaras are friend shaped

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I love this post

cantavier

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

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mom shaped

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you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

chromalogue

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

bowtochris

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

phrases

wifi: connected

me: then fucking act like it

transmortifried

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.