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magnolia || she/her || 20s the pervert blog (plus writing) requests open & welcomed

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smiling while scrolling through pictures of dale cooper on pinterest at work

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one thing i love about tumblr x reader fics/hc posts is that no matter what character they will find a way to say their favorite man is an eater like yesss let’s all hold hands in our fantasy together

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I need to wife him up (special agent dale cooper)

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need dale cooper as my sweet loving boyfriend who calls me sweetheart and honey and always makes sures i get at least one bite from his slice of pie, and who also uses me whenever he needs to release tension when hes stuck on a case, need him to get mean and shove my face into a pillow while he pounds into me from behind because he cant have me being loud since it would be a very disrepectful thing to do as a guest of the great northern hotel. :((

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dating dale cooper moodboard 🍒

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drummer reader where the band has a mix up when booking the hotel and reader and frank have to share a room with one bed #cliche #yay and the stupid ass flirty remarks that have been shared between the two over the years finally boils over when you guys are beside each other on the less than large mattress and next thing you know franks got his hand in your #pants, practically making out with your neck while he mumbles bullshit into it about how hot you are and how long he’s fantasized about this and how he came so hard while jerking off to a pic of you one time that he couldn’t look at you for about a week after and

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i hate global warming and being employed i want to dance

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SEATS VS. PIT: a visual representation of my 2 nights at wembley

[lonestatus]

before getting high: i will get so high that i will Unlock It

when i'm high: fuuuuck itwould feel so good yo look at wikipedia.com/hausa_kingdoms

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Obsessed with the way the camera person zoomed in on Frank’s lips as he was doing this tongue thing immediately after he showed the host his inner lip tattoo. (x)

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[heroesofdigitalrock]

Doug Sneyd for Playboy

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if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

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sending follow up emails to the lesbian sex mafia after dyke march (real) (not clickbait)

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don’t have enough money for a corset pattern (im plotting for halloween) so i’m going to hobby lobby tomorrow for money bowl materials does anyone want anything?

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Daddy's lawn is looking good after this rain we've had

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buying a piercing pillow over a year after getting this double helix bc just as they said sleeping on it every night will stop the healing process…..whatever