When you tell your mom you wanna be a stripper but she hits you with this :😂😂 💀
“Whatchu gon do? Get on there and pretend like you the praying mantis???” 💀💀💀
Moms voice through me off😂😂😂😂
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When you tell your mom you wanna be a stripper but she hits you with this :😂😂 💀
“Whatchu gon do? Get on there and pretend like you the praying mantis???” 💀💀💀
Moms voice through me off😂😂😂😂
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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣
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There is no actual, tangible reason why we allow people to starve, to be homeless, to suffer and die needlessly. Food is plentiful. Empty homes are plentiful. Medicine is plentiful. It’s hidden away behind constructs and we pretend those constructs mean something. There is an empty home and a homeless family, give them it. There is a sick child and common medicine to treat it, give it to them. There is a starving person and so much food wasted by corporations or hidden behind a dollar sign, feed them.
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What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.
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Here is your periodic reminder that there is no transitive property of consent, therefore consent to one thing is not consent to another. Ex: consent to sex is not consent to pregnancy. Y'all have a lovely day.
consent to sex not using a condom is consent to being pregnant its common sense can you even use your head
I can, and in fact I’m currently using my head to finish my bachelor’s degree in education and seek out graduate schools! But, you seem to be under the impression that there is a transitive property of consent, which there is not. So, I do wonder if you can even use your head to be quite honest.
By your logic, consent to getting a driver’s license is also consent to dying in a car crash, and consent to eating is consent to choking to death, it’s just common sense, didn’t you know that eating can result in death if you choke and nobody saves your stupid ass? Should’ve thought twice before you put that hot dog on your mouth.
if you eat a giant fucking whopper in one meal you understand the risk you can choke to death and you take it.
if you drive a car (or drive recklessly) you understand the risk you might crash and you’re taking it
EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!! THIS JUST IN:
To avoid choking to death, STOP EATING IMMEDIATELY! NEVER EAT AGAIN CAUSE YOU COULD CHOKE AND DIE!
To avoid being in car accidents: NEVER EVER DRIVE A CAR, it’s a simple fact that pedestrians and cyclists are NEVER EVER struck by vehicles!
To avoid being robbed: OWN NOTHING AT ALL!
To avoid being sunburned: NEVER GO OUTSIDE EVER! You don’t need to ever leave your dwelling to live a full and substantial life!
To avoid being murdered by someone: DIE RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
the problem with these: none of these are preventable
know what is? pregnancy
I’m really glad you finally found at least an ounce of logic! Pregnancy is preventable, but sometimes the methods we use to prevent it fail. Just like when you take the risk of eating that Whopper, you try to chew in small bites so you don’t choke—but sometimes you’re eating in the car, hit a bump in the road, and a huge chunk of your sandwich goes down the wrong pipe.
So…….. yes, pregnancy, like many other risks associated with existing on planet earth as human beings, is preventable. But just because something can be prevented does not mean that you are immediately denied rights and care if your prevention fails for some reason.
Just like one of the other comments said earlier, medicine exists primarily to heal humans from things they may have done to themselves (ex: lung cancer from smoking, there is treatment for that! And nobody is going to deny you the right to seek medical care if you have lung cancer because you’ve been smoking two packs of cigarettes a day for thirty years).
So, you’re really just kind of running in circles around an age old argument that’s been debunked a million times.
People get pregnant by accident sometimes, and they need access to abortion care if they are unable or unwilling to carry their pregnancy to term. Just because a pregnancy may have been conceived during consensual sex does not mean that others get to deny the pregnant person of their right to bodily autonomy.
Have a nice day 😘😘
Also it’s dangerous to try to apply your experiences to anyone else’s and especially so to use your experiences to try to influence the decisions of others. Like seriously have you ever worked with a human being in your life? Have you ever had to be on a team? You’d be surprised what people don’t know or what they may be misinformed about and you really don’t know what they experienced for that to happen, so how about not throwing blame around wontonly and worse, stop trying to punish people (with a child no less!!) based on your sanctimonious worldview.