I Don't Know Anymore

Abigail || TwentyFour ||Gamertag ||Donate || SC: imstillabby ||Add me on Steam

[paperfiowers]

Me: Man I just wish I had a Social life

Also Me: *spends hours sleeping and watching netfilx* maybe next time

[paperfiowers]

Yo, how do you create lasting relationships when you’ve built so many emotional walls due to childhood trauma

[asmrosa-deactivated20170831]

tfw your friends dont treasure your friendship with them as much as you do

[thebootydiaries]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

check out this photo of drake, khaled, an a mysterious drake/khaled hybrid

[bonerfart]

[all1sees]

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

[qurioq]

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

[averagedopeydope]

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

[my-little-mod-blog]

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

[dutchster]

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

[neilcicierega]

Yeah, but can it-

Oh

[art--woonz]

Art By IG: @vskafandre

direk izle Instagram: @artwoonz

[furious-spartan]

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

[newtgeiszler]

LEAKED: scarlet johansson’s next big role

[nourrice]

*is beautiful and doesn’t deserve this*

[thebootydiaries]

Australian: making my way down town

Australian: walking fast

Magpie: aggressive bird noises

Australian: walking faster

[vaultgirl2077]

Listening to Maxson saying how he wants to start a war to prevent a war and I’m like 🤔 Disclaimer: I love the BoS this is just a funny ❤

[ahellakawaiigirl-blog]

things i want to be

really hot

not poor

[real-retail-stories]

[PLEASE KEEP ANONYMOUS BC I DON’T WANT TO BE FIRED]

I’m a bra fitter in the UK. Won’t name the store, but it’s one that’s internationally popular so occasionally we get people from abroad coming in to bulk-buy English bras because they fit better and are cheaper.

A few months ago a German woman, who didn’t speak any English, came in for a fitting with her two daughters to translate for her. What she didn’t know was that I speak near-fluent German because I used to work in Bochum as a primary school teacher.

I fitted her for an hour (she wanted a LOT) and she slagged me off the whole time - “she doesn’t know what she’s doing / she’s so young– have they given me an intern? I want a professional / I won’t take fashion advice from a girl that heavy / she’s not using european sizing, is she stupid” - and her daughters translated VERY favourably, both of them clearly quite uncomfortable with the situation.

I put on a brave face for the whole thing, pretending not to notice, and then as I was putting in her customer info (we keep a record of all our customers) one of the daughters complimented me for pronouncing their surname correctly.

I said thanks, and casually dropped into conversation - in perfect German - that I used to live in Germany and spoke the language.

Watching all the colour drain from that woman’s face as she realised what just happened, and seeing her two daughters quietly lose their collective shit behind her, was pretty glorious. Almost made it worth it.

[legalizememes]

bruh

[heathyr]

everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic

[tuulikki]

Lyrics in Faroese:

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin djúpt í míni sál í míni sál Í hjartanum logar brennandi bál brennandi bál

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin inn í hjartarót í hjartarót Eyga mítt festist har ið galdramaður stóð

English translation:

Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire

Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound in my heart’s root, my heart’s root

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

Did anyone else just get the shivers? Cuz I’m definitely getting the shivers.

Btdubs, the singer is Eivør Pálsdóttir.

[corseque]

Reblogging again for the haunting wizard lyrics

[catboy-jim]

shoutout to the faroe island for being the only real viking island left

[mothurs]

I love life and living

[mothurs]

April fools ;) really got you guys this time