Sarcasm helps.

music is everything. and anything is possible.

[gideonseymours]

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

[lovefortv]

[awwww-cute]

[bewbin]

“the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?” “dont patronize me Greg”

[braianns-deactivated20230212]

[ruinedchildhood]

[onlytwitterpics]

[fyeahthatssoraven-blog]

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Me, with my indie folk gf

Her: The cider on my tongue is hot with false rememberings and that’s what summer means to me Me: Yo, what the fuck do you ever be talking about?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[yummy-tummy-time]

wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??

[accras]

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

[fvlani]

When has a child of the first family ever???????

[onlyblackgirl]

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

[arianaediits]

seriously go sasha 

[ghostingz-deactivated20180414]

an important scene from the help that white people seem to forget

[lovelydisneys]

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[alivesmilinggirl]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[princessrhcenyra]

[asian]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[thetrippytrip]