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Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

I keep sending them, but they don't come back. I really just need to shut down this farm. Do you think I should go check it out

logisticbumm

Can I go with? My fiancé, one of your reliable corporate staffers, who I was supposed to marry January 1st hasn’t been answering my calls either

greater-than-the-sword

Good idea. I'm sure if you remind her of your lucrative upcoming business deal she'll come back.

jeneralization

#it turns out that there's only a fine line between a hallmark special and a horror film

charlesoberonn

You can't be "fiscally conservative and socially liberal"

You can't say you support marginalized people and then cut the programs they need to survive and overcome systemic oppression.

You can't say you want to protect indigenous communities and then give a free pass to oil executives to destroy their lands and homes.

You can't say you support the LGBT community and then lift restrictions to let people discriminate and disenfranchise them.

And you definitely can't say you support these groups and then ally and vote with and for people who explicitly want every person in those groups dead.

lazylittledragon

alright sadboy calm the fuck down

galetheorbboy

Bro listened to my chemical romance before going to the arcane tower

marcchurch

neil-gaiman

As long as the locks hold they can't get out.

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

charlesoberonn

You can't be "fiscally conservative and socially liberal"

You can't say you support marginalized people and then cut the programs they need to survive and overcome systemic oppression.

You can't say you want to protect indigenous communities and then give a free pass to oil executives to destroy their lands and homes.

You can't say you support the LGBT community and then lift restrictions to let people discriminate and disenfranchise them.

And you definitely can't say you support these groups and then ally and vote with and for people who explicitly want every person in those groups dead.

unstablecryptid

good riddance live

just-some-moss-and-bones

samwisethewitch

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms.

samwisethewitch

The fact that I did not mention abortion anywhere in this post, yet the replies and reblogs are filled with Christians trying to “well actually” me and/or resorting to anti-choice insults is… telling, to say the least.

samwisethewitch

So you agree? Current US laws banning abortion are based on the religious convictions of a select few?

pyaasa

I’m going to scream. Pushback on the narrative that climate breakdown can be averted by individual decisions centres around the fact that NORMAL PEOPLE do not contribute to a significant amount of carbon emissions cos the average NORMAL PERSON emits 7 tons of CO2 a year. Not Taylor fucking Swift who has emitted over 8000 tons of emissions this year SO FAR. Her CO2 emissions from private jet use alone are equivalent to that of TWO THOUSAND normal people. We absolutely should be blaming individuals if those particular individuals are emitting two thousand people’s worth of emissions.

pyaasa

“We should be addressing structural issues” my brother in Christ widespread private jet use is a structural issue. Celebrity culture and the extravagant lifestyle that comes with it is a structural issue. These are whole industries that are massively impacting climate breakdown but because Taylor happens to be the most egregious case her stans want to pretend it’s not a problem. Stan culture really is a disease

pyaasa