Idek

Kristina / 21 / Danish /

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do I even have real emotions or do I just have a menstrual cycle

[hipstered]

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

[dankmemeuniversity]

[violet-chachki]

[delreygrande22-deactivated20180]

I love wisdom

[okay]

“Don’t take anything personally. Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions of others, you won’t be the victim of needless suffering.”

—

[sasoraye-deactivated20200129]

[arthoerina]

“you want to kill your circumstances”

[luvmangosdope]

You want to kill your pain

[dinosaurs-last-day]

I really needed to hear this. And I am sure that others do too.

[cowboydeanwinchester]

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

[cowboydeanwinchester]

so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

[meanplastic]

[okay]

“Relax wild one. It’s not your job to be everything everyone needs, and you don’t have to be impressive to be loved. Stop trying so hard. Just show up … and be real with the world. That is enough.”

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[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

[gordonm99]

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[toastbutteregg]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sandandglass]

[anxietyproblem]

[jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv]

My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

[jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv]

I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.

[jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv]

The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.

[hijerking]

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

[gothicstan-deactivated20130315]

im craving dicks right now my life is hard

[gothicstan-deactivated20130315]

i just realized if you dont live in washington you have no idea what im talkING ABOUT DICKS IS A BURGER JOINT

[gothicstan-deactivated20130315]

[cum-guzzling-gutterslut]

Its funny cause you knew damn well everyone else would take this wrong you just said it for attention you note hungry little whore

[zackisontumblr]

you just got called a whore by tumblr user cum-guzzling-gutterslut