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[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[vibinwitch]

It has 3 million notes

[everythingisinabag-deactivated2]

Oh my god

This is so old

How did I find it

[callme-geek]

Oh 2013….

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

[wordsnquotes]

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

[to-hurt-and-comfort-deactivated]

Never not reblogging this

[bnhabbraeee]

thank you

[romelle-moved]

lance, getting caught in a tight situation during a battle: sunshine peaches baby doll love bug sweetheart pumpkin buttercup babe shortcake honey bee kitten daisy angel prince!!!

keith, emerging from the dark, eyes glowing and fangs showing as he wipes away blood from his mouth, two big ass swords in his hands: you called?

lance, to the galra that has him pinned down: (sighing) isn’t he dreamy? i’m gonna marry him someday

[obamacare-bear]

You homophobes are gonna be really thirsty now

[the-kid-with-a-backpack]

Eating is going to be hard too:

[bluhuehue]

Food and gay pride what could be better?

[fortheloveofglitterandanime]

Homophobes bout to starve lololol

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[papyrus-the-puppet]

Can I just point out the pun? GAYtorade.

[miyabau]

keith… u r the fool…

[ikimaru]

I still can’t bELIEV

[tunastorks]

tony tests out a sexproof mascara (u know he would)

//kskksksksks this is so dumb

[badjokesbyjeff]

What’s a pirate’s least favourite letter?

Keep reading

[badjokesbyjeff]

I dated a twin once. People always asked me how I could tell them apart. It was simple. Ashley painted her nails pink

Keep reading

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long will this take

someone: oh like twenty minutes

me: ok

*an hour later*

me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*

someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

[ilikeyoshi]

someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]

me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?

someone: oh we’re doing it right now

me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?

[snarkylittlespeedster]

this feeling is so real

[radicallyred]

Tony: Babe I learned how to read palms

Steve: really? Read mine.

Tony: *takes his hand, focusing for a moment*

Tony: oh wow

Steve: what’s it say?

Tony: it says it belongs on my ass

[stonyslovestory]

How to flirt 101. 

[gryffodair]

Today in "Unnecessarily Gendered Products" : White Now Men

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

OK first that looks weird

…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

………….wait

WHAT THE FUCK

whaaaaat ?

that was weird ….

[notgivingin-swim-deactivated201]

posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

“hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me”

[gryffodair]

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt

[florideae]

lance, wrapping keith’s arms around himself and snuggling into him: who needs a jacket when you have a boyfriend you love very much?

keith, internally: ok, keith, let him know you love him too but be cool about it

keith, out loud: marry me

[ohplesiosaur]

Shark finning infographic by ripetungi.

[hella-free-space]

MANDATORY REBLOG

[end0skeletal]

This sounds like a lot, but it’s true. An estimated 100,000,000 sharks per year are killed, threatening many species with endangerment or extinction.

[traveling-spartan]

Scary predators are important to the ecosystem, too. Conservation’s not just about the panda bears.

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

haters will see me and be beset by locusts

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

what about lovers?

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

still the locusts but in a fun way

[ultra-plus-ultra]

I’m a fucking sucker for “gentle giant” characters like theres nothing better than seeing a character who could crush you but is also a fucking sweatheart

[riddlermethis]

[ikimaru]

Adam is a vape god and you can’t change my mind

either that or Shiro wanted to vape but Adam was having none of it hahah