May Include Humor

Hi and welcome to my blog. I'm Matt and I post things that I find relatively funny.

[biigbiby]

drink up my sweet boy

[gaydva-deactivated20180104]

Election 2020 predictions

Republican - Benito Mussolini

Democrats - Someone from tumblr who thinks that cuck is a slur

Greens - that witch who stole bones from a cemetery and sold them

Libertarians - The Amazing Atheist

[transfemininomenon]

bernie is dead by then but people are drawing out maps explaining how he can still win

[coratorium]

listen everyone, theres this really helpful PDF here which teaches basic necromancy, and if we

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[ruinedchildhood]

[lovefortv]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[obamacare-bear]

*being murdered*

finally

*is reincarnated as myself*

why

[darthfelinus]

took him over 24 hours to finish his tweet

[seinfeld-quotes]

[ulvemaelk]

[mockwa]

[wondie-deactivated20180817]

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[thebootydiaries]

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[camaronez]

[meanplastic]

[lopmon]

[kruel-kid]