[paracelsus-garden]

hey btw you should betray your sense of personhood in order to save a world you are not even part of

[paracelsus-garden]

triptych shpuld kiss sloppy style, but I’m worried it would take out their dentures

[paracelsus-garden]

canon murderer thamni is my favourite thing ever. he told lily he was not a violent man but he would become one for sephy if someone hurt her. he was speaking from experience

[thrown-at-the-thrall]

was it casual when i woke up in agony after you had a horrid vision? was it casual when you cut my hair and asked me what the pain was like so you could figure out if I'm inherently connected to you? was it casual that I sat in front of you and turned my back and couldn't see you? was it casual when you then jabbed the scissors against my neck to simulate a vampire bite to see what reaction you could get out of me? was it casual when you looked at me and not at the door when a vampire we both know was going to walk in?

[paracelsus-garden]

was it casual when i cursed you to believe that no one remembered you except me?

[paracelsus-garden]

The triptych is so crazy I hope those old men kissed before they became corpses

[thrown-at-the-thrall]

nobody fucking talk to me sephy and thamni hugged nobody look at me if you see me crying no you dont

[paracelsus-garden]

Sephy fans piss me off so much bc you say Sephy is your favourite character and everyone goes ‘well yeah, shes the best, look at her. Shes so cool and talented and wholesome. Everyone loves Sephy’ and then you say youre a Tor fan and everyone goes ‘hmm. Bitch’ and theyre right again

[paracelsus-garden]

theres gotta be more Paracelsus fanfic or Im gonna go apeshit

[paracelsus-garden]

paracelsus is fr that bitch i dont care what anyone else says i would also use my incredible magical abilities to torment blond men

[paracelsus-garden]

hate when a duo is so iconic you forget they haven’t met in canon yet. what do you mean tor and thamni dont know who the other is, they should be in a get along shirt together

[paracelsus-garden]

i need a thamni noise compilation right now i love that pathetic old man

[paracelsus-garden]

tor is the kind of character to be so tough and formidable until one pretty woman calls him pathetic, and thats ultimately why I am a tor kinnie

[paracelsus-garden]

‘what’s your roman empire?’ that time sephy rolled a nat20 and accidentally avoided a boss battle

[paracelsus-garden]

Paracelsus posting is so fun bc what do you mean this thousand year old mage has big naturals. Why did you say that? Where does that come from?

[paracelsus-garden]

Im a Thamni bbeg truther

[thrown-at-the-thrall]

WRONG clearly laerta's coming back and she isn't actually dead smh

[paracelsus-garden]

yet another paracelsus fan blaming the women instead of looking at the source material fml shes literally a victim

[thrown-at-the-thrall]

average paracelsus fan's reading comprehension literally what the fuck is she is a victim of ????

[roll-for-recklessness]

here comes the patriarchy again, she was literally sired by a man how is that not traumatising

[paracelsus-garden]

Lest we forget she was murdered???? Tor literally had one job, to keep her safe, and he didn’t???

[paracelsus-garden]

Im a Thamni bbeg truther

[thrown-at-the-thrall]

WRONG clearly laerta's coming back and she isn't actually dead smh

[paracelsus-garden]

yet another paracelsus fan blaming the women instead of looking at the source material fml shes literally a victim