Found Footage of the Greek gods
Persephone: I have a major speech I'm supposed to do? What if I panic?
Athena: Just imagine everyone naked.
Persephone: *Pointing at Apollo and laughing*
Apollo: *On the verge of tears* I-I don't understand, what's so funny?
Aphrodite: I hate nature!
Artemis: Don't be crazy! Nature is one of the purest, most beautiful things.
Bear: *Walks by with tape worms sticking out of it*
Artemis: Look, Callisto had it comin'
Dionysus: So, how are things going on earth?
Dionysus: What, but I thought you loved stuff like this?
Ares: I might be a horrible, bloodthirsty war god who enjoys destruction and chaos. But I have standards, god damn it!
Hera: Sis, you seemed out of it yesterday. Is everything okay? You kept babbling incoherently, staring off into space sometimes, falling into fits of laughter in others.
Demeter: I'm fine. I was on drugs.
Demeter: They make me feel good. Why else do you think the seasons are out of whack?
Hera: Cause the mortals are killing their planet?
Zeus: Starting today, Olympus will favour AI!
The Olympians: *Forces smiles on their faces and claps*
Hekate: *Judging from across the room* I can believe THIS is our king.
Poseidon: You know, I was originally going to be king.
Hekate: Well, what happened?
Poseidon: I was good at public speaking, but no one could spread their legs like Zeus.
Zeus: *hearing them from across* Hey! Show me some respect!
Poseidon: Brother, I'm sorry, I--
Zeus: I didn't just spread my legs; it took a lot of blow jobs to get thid positions too, be considerate.