Paradoxal Banana

Mostly steven universe, sometimes MEMES (moonstone's the best gem oc) body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://i.imgur.com/2uu7HB3.gif), progress !important;}

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Feed the meme

source

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2015: Man-on-man marriage 2017: Man-on-child marriage 2019: Man-on-dog marriage 2021: Man-on-car marriage 2023: Hopefully the world ends by then tbh

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i cant wait to stick my dong in my cars exhaust pipe. six more years!!!

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my favorite japanese myth is the dogs with human faces because they dont even do anything and if you get close to them they say “please leave me alone”

thats it

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Reasons Inside Out is the bomb

Multiple female characters with different personalities

Women/girl characters on screen outnumber male ones 2/3 at any given time

Basically a traditional Pixar “Buddy Comedy” but with women

The main girl is not stereotypically feminine (she’s into hockey and dresses gender-neutrally) but never downs or knocks femininity in being so (she also likes princess ponies and boybands)

Explains how depression works in like two minutes (you can’t force happy on the person but instead let them express how they feel)

Depthy psychological research went into it (and it’s all pretty accurate)

No villain

Character battles their own feelings and emotions rather than fighting some huge fantastical monster/villain

A male character is pink and is marketed on gender neutral products

90% of Inside Out products are gender neutral, even the rings and scented chap-sticks

The talking dolls are aimed at both boys and girls and include both female and male characters

Has a 98% on RottenTomatoes and a 93% on MetaCritic

It’s the biggest original film (not sequel) opening of all time

Proves children and families can enjoy heavier content

Proves people can enjoy a primarily female-driven film

It’s funny but will also make you cry

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Garnet edits from Keeping it Together!! this time, 20 screenshots instead of 10! I worked very hard on these, and I think for the most part they turned out pretty alright

hope you like ‘em! 

[paradoxalbanana]

i will fight all 90 of you

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@ ppl who are still following this blog instead of my new one

fight me

[paradoxalbanana]

im moving

follow my new account http://inkyquartz.tumblr.com/ and unfollow this one

[paradoxalbanana]

hey um are you going to keep this blog around for like achieve? i just got a tumblr and have been bookmarking stuff from your blog to re log but i hit my post limit and i dont want it to disappear on me

yeah im not deleting, dont worry, this thing is like an old t-shirt, useless and old but im still attached to it

(also heres my new url in case someone hasnt caught it yet http://inkyquartz.tumblr.com/ )

[paradoxalbanana]

im moving

follow my new account http://inkyquartz.tumblr.com/ and unfollow this one

[paradoxalbanana]

im moving

follow my new account http://inkyquartz.tumblr.com/ and unfollow this one

[paradoxalbanana]

im moving

follow my new account http://inkyquartz.tumblr.com/ and unfollow this one

[paradoxalbanana]

im moving

follow my new account http://inkyquartz.tumblr.com/

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if this isnt a joke blog i stfg

[paradoxalbanana]

just ignore them, if you dont feed ‘em they’ll get bored and fuck off to whatever dark corner they came from

[paradoxalbanana]

Answers these questions and tag 10 people

tagged by top-numbuh

HAVE YOU EVER? 
- snuck out: no 
- broken a bone: no - cried yourself to sleep: no - self harmed: no 
- been depressed: i guess? 
- been lonely: yes

WHAT’S YOUR? - birth date: jan 24 
- biggest fear: idk 
- relationship status: no 
- dream job: being an animator would be cool, making 3d models would be cool too 
- dream car: no 
- dream house: big

DO YOU? - like someone: shhhhh - love someone: shhhhh 
- have a bf/gf/df: no - want a bf/gf/df: sSHHHUTUP - have tattoos: no - have piercings?: no - party?: ok

FAVORITE?

- band: does aivi and surasshu count - movie: hmMM, idk i enjoyed wreck it ralph - tv series: steven universe - book: no - color: blue and yellow 
- animal: hedgehog, fox (NOT INTENTIONAL SONIC REFRENCE I JUST LOVE THOSE TWO)

THIS OR THAT?

- twitter or facebook: twitter 
- twitter or instagram: still twitter 
- instagram or facebook: instagram 
- coke or Pepsi: diet coke 
- coffee or tea: no 
-tacos or pizza: pizza 
- summer or winter: winter

WOULD YOU EVER? - get married: yes - have kids: no - swim with sharks: no - share a banana: sure? depends on what kind of banana ;) (ignore me) 
- eat rotten food: no wtf 
- marry a foreigner: sure idk

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