Paradoxical Bear.

I make perfect nonsense.

[bulkxwitch]

🌚 dREAM biG!

[skinnycookie]

As soon as you stop working out and play video games all day instead.

[blairamour]

this isn’t nearly all of them but hey, here they are. I forgot about them while posting my favorite vine compilation tbh.

[paradoxical-bear]

IT’S SHARP RE!!!!!!-

[johnthegainer2]

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blueberry? 🫐

[paradoxical-bear]

I do love fat blueberry boys 😍

[bulkxwitch]

BLUEBERRY BALLOON 🫐🎥

[zangtangimpersonator]

20 seconds of intense cardio is more than enough

[terriblyfat-deactivated20250428]

*piggish chewing*

[skinnycookie]

Once on your lips, forever on your hips 😭

[terriblyfat-deactivated20250428]

Always loved how Wonka made a humiliating musical show of it.

A little hypno tune for boys who need some silly blueberry or bad egg treatment in the factory. It's time to roll you away!

[balloonblowerthesecond]

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Body inflation monologue with sound effects. This is how I picture General Osgood sounding:

[balloonblowerthesecond]

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Tying into the Runway video I recently posted: the Teddyblimp audio, a collage I made a long time ago.

[balloonblowerthesecond]

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A more detailed, updated sound collage. Warning: again contains popping.

[wawadoodoo]

You have been randomly selected to be this year’s Santa Claus

[skinnycookie]

When you eat too much...

Oops 😳 hahaha

[the-fattyd-deactivated20230617]

They keep making these doorways smaller and smaller...

[maxmorphs-deactivated20250604]

Sure – the doorways are getting smaller 😏

[balloonblowerthesecond]

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A more detailed, updated sound collage. Warning: again contains popping.

[balloonblowermike-deactivated20]

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[thecreamroom]

Gets me hard every time!