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[bears-sexmachine]

@Zacharyiswackary

[wawadoodoo]

OnlyFans is the social platform revolutionizing creator and fan connections. The site is inclusive of artists and content creators from all

Oink~

[glumshoe]

what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes

[nowlander]

Go to the inaugurations of littlely known artists’ exhibitions.

We are always begging for people to attend, there actually is the “hack” to invite your whole family but tell them to pretend they don’t know you. People with money are more willing to buy your work if they think many people likes it, so your mere presence eating our cheese and canapes will be a great helps. Please bring whoever you want too.

[glumshoe]

Don’t mind if I do!

I will dress like an eccentric weirdo if that helps.

[themightyglamazon]

[modmad]

one time a pal of my pals was having a tough time selling their work in an art exhibit and called us up on the last day, ‘us’ being about 8 students who were Very hungry and also bored. We put on the nicest/artsiest clothes we had available (one dude had a legit fancy suit and put on some shades which were Bright Pink he looked like a movie star I swear) and rolled up to the show in pairs, separately. Fine Art Pal has some nice paintings! but nobody is really paying attention to them, so after getting some fancy cheese cubes in a manner that did not betray that we were actually a ravenous pack of starving students we casually wander around the show and then, fairly individually, drift to a stop by their work. Some of us even walked away, then came back a bit later ‘captivated’ by the art (it was actually really nice but recall we were all poor as shit and this was a help hustle). Our group’s interest naturally caught other folks, and eventually there was a small clump of about 15 people musing over this art, and within ten minutes the biggest piece had been snatched up by a shrewd investor. by the end of the exhibit every single piece was sold. It helped pay off the artist’s student debt and on that success they got into another exhibit! They’ve been doing well ever since.

So yes, please attend new artist shows, you get free cheese, get to look at nice art, and you can really help out people who deserve more attention.

[wawadoodoo]

The fun we’d have if you were holding the pump ;)

[matoitech]

likes charge reblogs cast

[wawadoodoo]

Mayhaps a little gross, but let me know if you’re intrigued >///>

[beardedmrbean]

[7th-seraph]

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

[bardofspades]

J = Next Post K = Previous Post L = Like N = View Notes Space = Show Photo Shift + R = Reblog Shift + E = Add to Queue Z + Tab = Switch Blogs

[itsblueandboxy]

[tyleroakley]

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

[starkstrider]

I just reblogged this with the command, shit

[enjolrasjosette]

Do you know how much this helps people who have trouble with the mouse? (Me, other disabled people) thank you

[femmecrip-deactivated20151212]

Yup, I use these when my hands get particularly weak (like now)

[spiritofcamelot]

Alt + R is the new command to reblog Alt + Q is the new command to queue

[wawadoodoo]

I gave a friend access to my smart outlet, so he got full control over how my belly inflated >///>

(I have a full 10 minute version that I’m selling for $10, just leave a note with either your tumblr if I can message it to you or an email to send it. https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/my/profile)

[guerrillatech]

[vanquishedvaliant]

This is definitely a plausible Hank moment, but only after a long episode of him misunderstanding and getting it ignorantly (but not maliciously) wrong at first, being distressed and confused about how he’s out of touch with the kids and gender ain’t simple like it used to be

right up until some rude asshole does this in his face and he needs to stand up for his friends / family and suddenly Understands the emotional crux of the issue

[wawadoodoo]

Help Caz's Found Family KEEP Their Home, organized by Zachary Harris

Hello, I am Caz and I started this GoFundMe to help not only me, but four of m… Zachary Harris needs your support for Help Caz's Found Fami

I hadn't thought to share this here, but we're still in a bit of a struggle for the next few weeks. Any little bit would help to make things easier until we're all settled into our new jobs.

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[demonboyhalo]

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

[pinkpop1997]

i love this because everyone ive seen who's reblogged this is like "yeah okay whatever" like nobody's really excited about this it's just something we all feel the need to do because it's our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench

[snavej]

Okay but what about other time zones, otherwise we'll have a delayed response

[dragonsrequiem]

When I’m doubt, do an internet search on whichever browser you prefer and compare your current time to New York. Hope that helps!

[bunjywunjy]

I admit that I mostly bought this calendar because that monkey is actually SUPER pissed and I thought it was thematically appropriate for 2022

[screnarchive-deactivated2022042]

good morning. claim the energy

[rainbow-femme]

[starlightfeedings]

Reblog this to gain 100 pounds

[ryebreadgf]

in mesopotamia there were no ‘cover letters’ or ‘curriculum vitaes’. there were just, pots.

[feenyxblue]

And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant

[birdsquirrel]

#tumblr’s dedication to dragging ea-nasir from across history is one of my fave things about this hellsite

[rivendellrose]

#somewhere in the afterlife #ea-nasir is gaining power #and he has no idea why

Y’know, that’s a really good point. Are we sure we want to be giving the worst businessman in known history more power in the afterlife?!

[digitaldiscipline]

Yes, because when Trump dies and thinks he’s going to be king shit in the afterlife, ea-nasir is going to one-shot him with a shitty copper ingot upside his empty orange fucking head

[lynati]

Each Reblog adds another copper ingot to ea-nasir’s afterlife pile. Each like improves his aim.