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indie, mutuals only, 21+ multifandom multimuse. featuring characters from doctor who, one piece, supernatural, and more. by ric, 31, they/them.

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a group called the (insert name here) family would usually use their leader's surname, because that's how family names work. this means there is a non-zero chance that when he made his new identity, he named himself franky franky.

#and honestly? not surprising #this seems like some shit he would do #“what's your first name?” “franky” “and what's your last name?” “also franky”#robin: I'd ask what your middle name is but I have a sneaking suspicion I already know the answer #misc: ooc.

fangs-4-fags

you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me

#this is just giving me such strong croc and strawhats vibes and I will not elaborate #rel: strawhat pirates.#rel: luffy & crocodile.#ch: monkey d. l.#ch: sanji.#ch: nami.#rel: the travelers.#ch: b. pendragon.

writing something sanji-centric is funny because one round of editing is just me going through and finding every place I can add him lighting a new cigarette

#my man is stressed and he's chain smoking like crazy #idk if I'll end up posting this fic or not once it's finished but I'm having fun #I've written. about 30 pages in the past couple days.#not a single word of it was for the replies I owe because I hate myself #I have like four job interviews in the next week after months of hearing nothing from anyone and I'm also stressed #so I'm taking it out on sanji #misc: ooc.

citywidespecialll

you’re gonna look me in my big brown eyes and tell me no?

#ch: p. wright.#ch: v. pallister.#ch: c. chetwynde.#ch: monkey d. l.#ch: n. nal.#ch: j. mccrimmon.#ch: e. lopez.

nicoyarobin

#ch: monkey d. l.#luffy: I may be a pirate but I draw the line at littering

law core

#in a world full of just the weirdest people imaginable #law still manages to be his own very unique brand of extra weird #and I'm obsessed with it #ask to tag #????#content warning: whatever the fuck law has going on #misc: ooc.

aenslem

ONE PIECE (2023–) 1.08 "Worst in the East"

#ch: sanji.#ft: roronoa z.#rel: sanji x zoro.#diversity win: gay man tells his partner to shut up and get back in the kitchen

holding netflix upside down by the ankles and shaking until pictures of co.le e.scola as bon fall out of their pockets like lunch money

#PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THIS ONE THING #misc: ooc.

sanji trying to explain his sexuality: I will do anything women ask of me and unfortunately I'm also attracted to men

#is it internalized homophobia or does he just find men unfortunate #who knows #misc: ooc.

sanji after a single glass of wine, whining to robin about how he wishes he was attracted to usopp because usopp is clearly peak boyfriend material, and he would love to just be into a genuinely kind beautiful funny guy, but nooooo he has to want to kiss fucking zoro instead because he has terrible taste in men (his words in this situation, not mine)

#I loveeeee sanji and usopp that is his best friend full stop #but I don't think romantic sanu.so would work because sanji just #he genuinely does have terrible taste in men #men being terrible tracks to him because men suck anyway #these tags are just me trying to think of a nice way to say he has daddy issues FDKShl #basically any romantic interactions with men have been one night stands who treated him like shit #ch: sanji.#rel: sanji & usopp.

marisswaggerton

”fatherless behavior” actually he was there and that’s quite literally the whole problem

#ch: w. de worde.

aenslem

Sorry, guys. Maybe if you work a little harder, you'll get a bounty too. ONE PIECE (2023–) 1.08 "Worst in the East"

#I adore them #best friends <3 #ch: sanji.#ft: usopp.#rel: sanji & usopp.

I'm just saying, doflamingo was already adopting traumatized children left and right and then traumatizing them even worse AND he loves fucked up human experimentation. child sanji would have fit right in.

#and you know he never shuts the fuck up about it either #calling judge every other day like GUESS WHAT BITCH #what's judge gonna do about it? admit to experimenting on his kids and then faking sanji's death? fight JOKER? yeah right #there's no way he's not already a massive bitch to judge just for fun #me: what if I made sanji's life even worse #misc: ooc.

considering every person who has ever met judge hates his fucking guts (as they should), I imagine that if almost any adult who knew him had been the one to come across sanji post-germa they also would have adopted him, even if it was purely out of spite

#zeff had no idea who he was adopting and the majority of people wouldn't either but THE ONES WHO DID...#any major political figure realizing they have the chance to adopt judge's son and be a total bitch to him about it?#like any royals/warlords/marines/etc? absolutely ZERO hesitation. they're adopting him.#would they all be good parents? no.#would they all be better parents than judge though? .... also no. but most of them would.#misc: ooc.

aenslem

Nami in ONE PIECE (2023–) 1.08 "Worst in the East"

#ch: nami.

downtroddendeity

Something to consider on this Glorious 25th of May:

The Times definitely had a field day with the events of Night Watch, there was definitely a political cartoon about Vimes running through the city buck naked, and Sibyl definitely bought the original print and had it framed.

#HELPPPPPP #sb running into the times office: THE DUKE IS RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS NAKED #william immediately: someone needs to go get a picture RIGHT NOW. ..... for. for news purposes.#ch: s. vimes.

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