PARAMEDIC

Hi! 👋

[paramedic-04]

Hello! im paramedic! help animals in emergency situations, and sure, drink cola to be faster, sure.

hm. Today everything is quite calm, no one is dying...🤔

i think i can take a sip of cola...and answer your questions, ofc! 😁

ooc rules and other thing undercut!

hayo, im the moder, temmie [it/its / that/thats]

it s a paramedic fiction kin & ask blog!

if you wanna ask mod, write your question in square brackets [like that]

rules;

dont ask suggestive/sexual things

you could be rude to paramedic as much as you want, but dont be an ass to mod!

even if here paramedic is aroace, ship asks r allowed! :-D

OTHER;

pronouns [it/its that/thats he/him]

MY HEADCANONS FOR HIM

russian who moved to America. Sometimes accent slips through

name Philipp Feldsherov [😭]

nervous

"if i don't save the patient, I'll k#ll mys#lf" [it doesnt]

has no sex. has no gender. ∅∅∅

aroace

IT FOR SURE HAS A MILLION CANS OF COLA[just like me lol]

cringe and happy

USES CRINGE EMOJI

height 155 cm (or 5'1)

[paramedic-04]

Cuticle

Wait WRONG IMAGE SORRY EIDHIDWVFIDHIA

cuticle

[paramedic-04]

so many anomalies today. my back hurts!

[paramedic-04]

Send it to rooms with the eyes or the bed monster and let them bomb it, probably will make those things go for at least some shifts

oh! a good idea, actually...

[paramedic-04]

ohh i rofgot to sleep again

☕☕☕☕

[paramedic-04]

hey y'all. are we suppose to do something with that one anomaly that runs into your face and explodes?

[hospital-security]

*runs right up to the guard’s face*

“Do you know what else is an anomaly?”

*explodes immediately after saying that*

-5 sanity: exploder

pardon mHSBSURBEISHEISHDJDHD WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK ??????

[paramedic-04]

OH THIS HAPPENED TO YOU TOO😭

[paramedic-04]

i lub yuu!

pretty reindeer!!!!!!!

bleeeeeehh!!!!! :3

-kid anon

aww, thanks you!

bleh😄

[paramedic-04]

25 posts!

😯

[paramedic-04]

go away go away go away i need that coffee MORE than YOU

[paramedic-04]

mx paramedic i ask you now aaaaaarre you sure the speed colas are healthy for you . you're a physician or something right

well- it helps me save patients way faster, and thats all I care about...

anyway, it's not like i drink it every 2-3 shifts, ha-ha! 😄 i'll be okay, dont worry 😉

[paramedic-04]

HELLO HI!!!

WHATS Y9UR FAVORITE COLOR

IM MAKING GIFT!!!!!!!! :D

(@appel-the-scorpion)

YELLOW

[appel-the-scorpion]

I MADE PRETTY BOW!!!

DO YOU LIKE!!!!!! :D

[paramedic-04]

WOAW😯 This bow is so cute!😁

Thanks!

[paramedic-04]

HELLO HI!!!

WHATS Y9UR FAVORITE COLOR

IM MAKING GIFT!!!!!!!! :D

(@appel-the-scorpion)

YELLOW

[paramedic-04]

ooc;

i thinkin abt headcanon paramedic as russian who moved to America qqjwnsnd hmmm

edit; nvm now that s canon in that blog lol.

Здравия желаю, товарищи! [Good health, comrades!]

[paramedic-04]

*runs right up to the paramedic’s face*

“Do you know what else is an anomaly?”

*explodes immediately after saying that* -5 sanity: exploder

hello what-

💥

okay i need a coffee now

[thebiggestdeerpostor]

Fireworks...

Such beautiful destruction that isn't actually destruction.

I love to see it, but I hate the sound. It's too loud. It hurts my head.

Anyways WHO THE FUCK IS SETTING OFF FIREWORKS INSIDE OF THIS HOSPITAL!? I WILL EAT THEM!

[paramedic-04]

ahh, fireworks.. for sure a-

wait SOMEONE SETTING OFF FIREWORKS INSIDE THE HOSPITAL???

[thehospital-secretary]

Happy Fourth of July, you all. 😁

[paramedic-04]

oh- happy fourth of july to you too!

friendly note; please warn about fireworks next time😅

[paramedic-04]

...i forgot to sleep🥱