the security

[hospital-security]

Reporting for Duty.

Hello, I am the Security guard working at the Animal Hospital. I have noticed a few of my coworkers on this site, so I figured I'd join them.

[ ooc: hi! this is my iteration/headcanon of the security, who uses she/her and is a hyena opposed to a feline. please refer to the mod as mephisto (it/its).

be patient with me! i get burnt out socially with ease, and responses may be slow.

i only really dont want nsfw stuff in my inbox im a minor. thats like it. no dni i block freely ]

[barney-aha]

Officer Duckman tried to arrest me, so I stabbed him 🥰🥰

[bettanys-researchcorner]

…you did what now? at least he was in a hospital to begin with.

[barney-aha]

Nothing, friend. I didn't do anything

[hospital-security]

you heard him, he didn’t do anything.

[hospital-security]

i lub yuu!

pretty doggy!!

bleeeeeehhhh!!!!!!!!!! :3

-kid anon

??? oh. thanks kid.

[hospital-security]

*runs right up to the guard’s face*

“Do you know what else is an anomaly?”

*explodes immediately after saying that*

-5 sanity: exploder

pardon mHSBSURBEISHEISHDJDHD WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK ??????

[mistermortician]

” get outta my morgue!!!”

i’m the mortician. a lot of folks call me morty for simplicity’s sake. i’ve worked at the hospital a long while, and i’ve seen things.

i don’t appreciate anomalies coming around my morgue. it’s distracting and quite frankly a waste of my time to deal with.

meowdy, mod here!! im mephisto i use it/its pronouns. i also run @hospital-security !!

i wish to lay down some ground rules for interacting with morty here.

no nsfw. full stop, point blank period, yadda yadda. im a minor.

i am very picky about shipping!! i ship morty with ratthew so any romantic interaction from any other character is likely to be turned down.

no darkship stuff in my inbox. i dont care what you enjoy, just dont bring it to my ocs.

sum fun facts!!:

morty’s closest friend besides ratthew is the intern! they bond over being similar to anomalies (that being said, the intern may as well be one themself..).

[hospital-security]

way too loud for my damned shift

[paramedic-04]

Yo! How y'all shifts going?😉

[hospital-security]

im exhausted these anomalies are pissing me OFF

[paramedic-04]

Im so, so stupid...gosh...

[hospital-security]

dude, our world sucks, the apotheosis is upon us, you’re bound to fuck up. it’s fine.

[barney-aha]

I really enjoy drinking my coffee and watching the cop try to get me, it's kinda funny

[officerduckman]

ITS NOT FUNNY nobody believes me!

[barney-aha]

Because I'm not the serial killer, duh

[officerduckman]

You are! I feel like everyone knows it but they’re messing with me…

[barney-aha]

No I'm not officer... no ones lying trust me

[officerduckman]

I can’t stand this anymore! I’ll GET you one day, and I’ll have all the evidence too!

[barney-aha]

Look a donut

[hospital-security]

hey who’s this damn cop. barney obviously isn’t the killer be for real

[hospital-security]

so i might have been listening to renard and completely missed an anomaly until it started eating a patient ….? oops.

[anomalous-intern]

[hospital-security]

intern what is this photo.

[anomalous-intern]

its a completely normal photo

[hospital-security]

no??? it isnt ??? is that another anomaly. dammit.

[hospital-security]

so i might have been listening to renard and completely missed an anomaly until it started eating a patient ….? oops.

[anomalous-intern]

[hospital-security]

intern what is this photo.

[hospital-security]

so i might have been listening to renard and completely missed an anomaly until it started eating a patient ….? oops.

[thebiggestdeerpostor]

Good day, doctor.

Any idea what to do when someone is stuck in the floor?

-@thehospital-secretary

How even-

....Get a drill? Is that what the thing used to make holes in cement is called?

[hospital-security]

Fire extinguisher.

[thehospital-secretary]

Wait, how would a fire extinguisher get someone out of the floor???

[hospital-security]

How would a fire extinguisher kill those freaky little hider guys, huh?

[thehospital-secretary]

…Chemicals?

What do you mean, it kills those “hider guys?” The ones that jump out and run at you?

[hospital-security]

Yeah. Those things.

[thebiggestdeerpostor]

Good day, doctor.

Any idea what to do when someone is stuck in the floor?

-@thehospital-secretary

How even-

....Get a drill? Is that what the thing used to make holes in cement is called?

[hospital-security]

Fire extinguisher.

[thebiggestdeerpostor]

Oh, interesting.

Have I ever gotten down your name?

[hospital-security]

I’m the security, sir. That’s like, the only thing people use to refer to me.

[thebiggestdeerpostor]

Good day, doctor.

Any idea what to do when someone is stuck in the floor?

-@thehospital-secretary

How even-

....Get a drill? Is that what the thing used to make holes in cement is called?

[hospital-security]

Fire extinguisher.

[thehospital-secretary]

Wait, how would a fire extinguisher get someone out of the floor???

[hospital-security]

How would a fire extinguisher kill those freaky little hider guys, huh?

[thebiggestdeerpostor]

Good day, doctor.

Any idea what to do when someone is stuck in the floor?

-@thehospital-secretary

How even-

....Get a drill? Is that what the thing used to make holes in cement is called?

[hospital-security]

Fire extinguisher.

[thehospital-secretary]

licks you… blele

ele

… That’s quite gross. Do not get spit all over my fur.

[hospital-security]

dude. thats probably an anomaly.