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The signs as Spiderman quotes

Aries: With great power comes great responsibility

Taurus: bring it on, big boy

Gemini: New York pizza is just ok. It’s fine.

Leo: Eat my ass, Doc Ock

Virgo: Disney got their dirty little mouse hands on me and the first thing they did was make me a billionaire’s pet project because they couldn’t stand the idea of an actually poor kid being a superhero, so now I solve my problems by calling private jets to come pick me up.

Libra: ok, boomer

Scorpio: Every iteration of this franchise makes Aunt May a little younger and gives her a few more love interests. Spiderman reboot #246 will straight up be a high school harem anime staring Aunt May.

Sagittarius: If you can’t handle me at my worst, that’s fine. I can’t handle it either.

Capricorn: Eat my ass, JJ Jameson. I don’t care that your son was an astronaut or whatever.

Aquarius: No MJ, the web shooters aren’t part of my powers, I made them. For like, the aesthetic.

Pisces: Brake up the banks

Cancer: Uncle Ben said one cool thing to me ever. Everything else he ever said was actually kinda racist.

weirdmageddon

glad to know people will still be experiencing this video for the first time this daylight savings

slakedbyiron

thinking abt spectral/spirit relationships tonight has reminded me how the main argument for spender being bisexual comes from the fact that he got into a stockholm syndrome pseudo-marriage with a girlspider with guns for legs that was murdered by isabel

isabelguerra

found them

incorrectpnatquotes

It’s my birthday :3 - Mod Ani

zackmorrisonart

The Eightfold plush was an INCREDIBLE success, thanks to everybody buying one and helping to spread the word! I am EXTREMELY grateful that this stray thought agreement of a project ballooned into such a runaway hit. You guys have always shown up for Paranatural in a big way when I can spare the time to reach out. I really, really appreciate it! This project is a huge boon at a tricky time for me. THANK you!

Eightfolds start shipping in March! Know that I will be counting the days right along with you, and providing all the updates and reminders that I can! Thank you all again for your support!

kindlespark

messing around with an older max design that's way cooler than he deserves. scrapdragon tattoos (like his mom) + years of being possessed by a sphinx means furry paws. and a tail bc it makes this panel rly funny

zackmorrisonart

SEVEN DAYS......

Just SEVEN DAYS left to get an Eightfold plush! Act NOW while you STILL CAN and aren't being ACTIVELY STRANGLED by a WATERLOGGED CHILD

The goal is 1,000 Eightfolds sold! I'll get a wish probably, like with paper cranes. And isn't 1,000 a much luckier number than whatever boring digit the campaign is at right now? The odds say most likely.

zackmorrisonart

HEY! The EIGHTFOLD PLUSH is NOW AVAILABLE!!✨ You can support Paranatural by picking one up and/or helping to spread the word! >O<)/✨

If you pledged during the petition, you were charged/your order went through when the campaign launched! If you haven't bought one yet, this is a LIMITED RUN! The campaign lasts for the rest of the month, jump on it while you can! Then it will go into production and ship in March! I will be counting the days until I can see my funny spider infesting all of your homes and workplaces...

pearly-sims

Ever since Paranatural’s switch to a more novel style, I’ve noticed a lot of people find it hard to read or even dislike the change. While I enjoy this new style, I understand that it can be hard to find the energy or patience to read all that text.

So, would people be interested in or find it beneficial if I were to make a channel where I read the pages of Paranatural like an audio book?

Paranatural audiobook channel?

Yes that would be helpful/enjoyable to me

No I have no interest in this/I’m bald

Voting ended onJul 24, 2024

I’d start back at the change in chapter 7 so it would take a while to catch up (there’s a lot more pages than I realized lol). I’d also like to ask Zack for permission to do this first since it’s their work, so if this were to happen it would take a while.

paranaturalzack

Makeship reached out to me about making a Paranatural plush, and I couldn't resist the possibility of making an actual-size Eightfold. If you would like to help me make this real, please consider pledging to the project HERE!✨

If enough people pledge, the Eightfold plush will get made! I would love to see this little goofball in my hands and yours. I would very much appreciate if you would back the project and/or help spread the word! Thank you!

incorrectpnatquotes

Professor Bigfoot: I'm going to start a false true crime podcast, where I explain crimes that never actually happened. DJ Mothman: I'm going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast. [They kiss.]