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tbh i am not the person you want to be texting in an emergency, my notifications are off and i’m on Do Not Disturb. i haven’t had a ringtone since the dark years of ‘06. i’ll text u back in four (business) months like “hope that worked out, the Lord works in mysterious ways xx”

yourplayersaidwhat

One of our players once called Initiative “Initiation” and now saying “Roll for Initiation” instead of “Roll for Initiative” has become a joke in our group. We recently started a campaign where the player who made the original slip up is now DM-ing, and our players are trying to join a guild that will help us find adventuring jobs easier and make money faster.

Sorcerer: Hey guys, how about instead of doing whatever bullshit quest we need to join this guild… we just… Roll for Initiation?

DM: Well, looks like you’re gonna be the first one to die in this campaign.

king

galentines

sometimes i want to pull my hair out because i want to see just ONE female character i can relate to in terms of their romantic/sex life

i want to see a girl in her mid twenties who has never been kissed

i want to see a girl who is confused because she has literally no experience

a girl that has panic attacks when she thinks of sex and cant stop thinking about what kissing is like while also being terrified of it

a girl who cant figure out her sexuality because she’s never gotten to try

a girl who self destructs because shes terrified of how bigger her baggage gets with age

i’m sick of seeing woman in tv and movies who date and have sex and still have relationship hangups, not because that doesnt exist but because i cant relate to those women

i want to turn on the tv and see a 25 year old woman who has never been with anyone, was genuinely not looked at for a long time and has become terrified of attention, who’s anxiety cheats them out of dating, who greets every birthday with this feeling of dread in the pit of their stomach because they’re getting older and older and it feels weirder and more wrong with every passing year

i know i’m not the only woman like this, but with the way the media is, it’s maybe the most alienating baggage i carry. everywhere i look, it’s weird that this is my experience. i feel ashamed and i feel scared that i one day have to tell a person to their face that i’m am adult who has never had a first kiss. its terrifying and consuming and confusing and awful. you start to believe it isnt meant for you - not just sex, or intimacy, but fucking love itself. because you dont turn on the tv and see people like you. “unlucky in love” means slightly clumsy and loud on dates and fear of commitment. its a quirky girl who probably has had sex with multiple people and just ~cant figure it out~!!!!!

i want a girl who feels so alone because she literally always has been

that’s what i wanna see

love-affair-with-fandoms

I’m 30 and this is me sooooo yea 🙋🏻‍♀️

daily-meme

Seagulls, assemble

beardedchrisevans

Chris Evans on the set of Knives Out

burninginthenightsky

always give yourselves sparkly middle fingers before exams

darkness-aka-my-dude

anyone else keep telling yourself to begin revision and you like nah m8 I got time then suddenly it 2am before the 9am exam and u know nothing like a low budget Jon Snow