Made With All The Love I'm Legally Allowed To Give

Alex. They/Them. 35. Max Verstappen. Charles Leclerc. Lestappen. Fernando Alonso. Lance Stroll. Strollonso. Nico Hulkenberg. Gabriel Bortoleto. Gabico. Anti McClaren. 🌟 Maxwell Jacob Friendman 🌟 CMJF. Candy. RadioApple. Huskerdust. Stolitz. FunnyBunny. Abstragedy. Hannigram. Will Ospreay. Darby Allin.

[deckervsdracula]

teenage girls in 1967 watching the monkees getting bound and gagged and chained up and hypnotized and brainwashed and degraded and threatened and scared every episode

[cadillacjohnf1]

every Max interview this year:

[gayward-vagabond]

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

[adultdadfinder]

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[countingstars-17]

charles discovering instagram single captions 😭

[countingstars-17]

these kinds of pics

[wnightingales]

mjf only wears white for the specific purpose of getting blood all over it

[devilleworship]

saw this on Insta and the idea that people who are anti-AI are just using it anyway like... willing to give it up? I ACTIVELY AVOID THAT SHIT BUD! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

ALSO

It's not as if this shit has been around SOOO LONG. We all existed JUST FINE before this shit became THE THING someone decided to shove in our face like...

[bolasaurus]

Dude, I wouldn't even fucking notice until I go to Google something and the search actually works again.

[serenitynerd]

The only reason I would notice is my life would suddenly get easier

[certifiedwritingaddict]

I would probably notice a month later after complaining about AI to someone and that person going, "You do realize that shit was completely wiped, right?"

[thoughtcascades]

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

[ablowjobisbetterthannojob]

Matter of fact, I act even weirder when I’m comfortable

[impormable]

Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

[ralfmaximus]

This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[audliminal]

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

[questintheskies]

[godisafujoshi]

Your capacity for evil is showing

[segamascott]

does it make me look cute

[moxleyrollins]

CODY RHODES & DANHAUSEN 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 📸 via ashlynicolephoto on instagram

[transmechanicus]

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

[transmechanicus]

Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

[wolfram-blorbos]

having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this