Be a fruitloop in a world of cheerios

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[mawofthemagnetar]

Tarot cards lost all mystical power in my eyes when I found out that old Italian men use tarot decks to gamble. Someone’s Nonno is out here playing The Tower in attack mode to take his buddy Sergio to the cleaners, and I think that’s beautiful.

[jayjtheunsuspiciousmelodicathem]

since tarot card games are a particular area of interest for me I'll use this post aa an opportunity to infodump

not just Italians! and there's a plethora of traditional card games that use tarot cards across Europe (and some even made it to America)!!!

italians have a couple of gambling tarot games similar to blackjack, but the more well known games both in italy as well as france and much of former austria-hungary are actually closer spades or bridge

the major arcana function as a trump suit in tarot games, and the fool is either an excuse card (play it at any time to not have to follow suit or play a trump - you get the card back (it's valuable!) but you don't win the trick and in fact have to give a worthless card to the winner of the trick) or as the absolute highest trump card

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarot_card_games?wprov=sfla1

https://www.pagat.com/tarot/

[the-big-mood]

SqueezeIt introduce their new “Color Changing Squeezit” 📺 (1996)

[ruinedchildhood]

[soberscientistlife]

[littledoggy-girlcollar]

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

[tamamita]

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Tumblr. We had a barely functional site. We had everything we needed for a blog site, and it all ran like clockwork. You could’ve shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your porn bans and your transmisogyny! You just had to be the man. If you’d done your job, known your place, we’d all be fine right now!

[notahorseindisguise]

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

[notahorseindisguise]

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

[dismalzelenka]

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

[thememedaddy]

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[1five1two]

[titleknown]

[mrevaunit42]

The lovers, the dreamers and me:

[i-can-kazoo]

...the water that turned the freaking frogs gay?

[howdididisco]

Sebastian Maniscalco

HARRY FOR SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

[theonlycabbage]

fucking obliterated lmao

[angstbotfic]

[sevdrag]

“Receding hairline cat” comes back with another great look for you all

When the pets are SO good your eyes just vanish

[segamascott]

[gryffon]

[kingcriccket]

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

[rainyydoves]

[pathetic-gamer]

sent this post to my spouse

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

how many tons of cement would we need to fill in Silicon Valley, hypothetically speaking

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

enough that if you poured it all at once, the exothermic curing reaction would also succeed in melting it

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

so we do it very slowly then

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

no, you misunderstand, that’s the point. if we pour it quickly, the core of the concrete mass will become molten, along with everything trapped within. we won’t just be burying silicon valley. we’ll be melting it. we will erase it from history, so no foolish future civilization will ever have to face the grim possibility of accidentally unearthing it.

tens of thousands of years from now, when the molten core of concrete, metal, glass, and horrible tech industry culture solidifies into an unrecognizable mass, we will be able to safely mine it to reclaim the metals, which will have conveniently sorted themselves by density.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

we need visionaries like yourself in public office

[orcboxer]

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

[bibleofficial]

bitching about outdoor second hand smoke while simultaneously being in or around a car pollution encased bus stop is wild when u consider for even a moment how much worse general car pollution impacts u compared to occasional second hand smoke like …. let’s pick ur battles

[orcboxer]

Picture this, you're at a bus stop on your way to work when suddenly through the dense fabric of your kn95 mask which you wear every single day like you have for the past 5 years you smell something evil. A scowling, rancorous smell like someone walked into the Paris catacombs and took a long drag off a femur that once belonged to the world's most hateful frenchman. You glance upwind and see a dude with a manbun puffing fat clouds of malice out of a ghoul's severed finger. You post about it on tumblr and it gets just enough traction to find the one person on the whole website brave enough to say, "You can't complain about that. Because cars cause pollution and you don't wear a mask."

[staffs-secret-blog]

Is this new update popular?

No

Will it help grow tumblr and make it the new twitter?

Almost certainly not

Will we listen to the community and implement any suggestions or advice they may give us on what makes tumblr special?

Oh no lol

[staffs-secret-blog]

Why would they choose to roll it back and listen to the community now, wheres the fun in parodying that