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he/her ☀︎ 26

[parapsychoiogy]

[parapsychoiogy]

just beat a cockroach to death with a metal like beam from some old furniture was very hard to not scream at 1am youre welcome neighbors

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[oliiisen]

so how abt that v6 design

[lemenstuff]

I finished the unfinished, I can die in peace now 👼

[headslikekites]

don't think about your life past 9pm teto

[froflossy]

Tomateto and Hatsune leeku chibs yay

[wizardarchetypes]

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

[avakynx]

[hyenagirlrut]

its literally cutes for a girl to be an irredeemable pervert.

[parapsychoiogy]

trying to talk my coworkers into calling osha for me because i know if i report what happened i will never get promoted which is illegal but that wont stop them <3

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[animentality]

[librarycards]

i went to eating enough food world and they're excited to meet you. keep eating lots of meals and snacks and take my hand! we can go there.

[librarycards]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH QUEER AND TRANS EATING DISORDER HAVERS COME EAT ENOUGH FOOD WITH ME!!!!!!! <33333333

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[dredgen-dumbass]

mccoy doesn't have a chair on the bridge cuz he's the kinda guy who stands behind the couch to watch a whole 45 minute episode of something while insisting he doesn't need to sit down bc he's just checking out one scene. does this make sense

[pjackk]

The haters and other dolts have try to cancel me yet they keep coming back like stupid little kittens with there mouth dry, from no milk! Well i will feed your loser ass,because i love you