i'm a pack mule, not an apprentice wizard

enterprising young woman. interests include badass women wearing armor, 8-hour law & order marathons, and angrily shaking my fist at the world.

[pickleston]

[computerexploder]

im just someones weird sister

[exitwound]

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[ojibwa]

im so fucking determined to get better i swear to god lets do this bitch lets go

[loustatdivorce]

me with the mutuals tonight

[derangedrhythms]

Forgive me: I am gloomy and boring.

Anna Akhmatova, The Complete Poems of Anna Akhmatova: Uncollected Poems and Fragments 1904-1917; from ‘Latest Letter’, tr. Judith Hemschemeyer

[vampurrring]

Maybe if I was prettier. Or maybe if I was more horrifying actually

[hungwy]

supposedly if i finish my work i can play video game as reward. but i see through my lies. i can play video game BEFORE i finish work, and then not do work at all.

[valtsv]

are you good dude

[huffylemon]

[janinegregory]

SUCCESSION 2.05 | Tern Haven

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[leopardheart-deactivated2023022]

stannis baratheon fans may possibly be my favourite subgenre of asoiaf fan or at least the funniest because like… between all the squabbling over which character jon snow is destined for and which of the lannister siblings are the least morally bankrupt and who between arya and sansa is cooler there is a whole group of insane fans cheerfully rallying around stannis the mannis (the most unlikeable character in the eyes of other characters in the series not even for heinous crimes but because he’s bald and bitter and repressed) and editing things like this for him

[melrosing]

stannis vibes coming off the prince harry memoir

[melrosing]

would stannis call his dick his todger though I hope we never find out

[guooey]

I need clear instructions for every small task and conversation in my life or else I embarrass myself but it’s okay I’m handling it fine 

[simulationswarm]

literally this

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me after being diagnosed with cozy bitch disease