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@parcmedic-blog
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“The Office” Season 3 Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
“I think we’re just drunk.”
“You’re really gonna marry him?”
“I gotta win her back.”
“Gay good.”
“Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.”
“I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one someday.”
“She’s my ex-lover…ish.”
“Any last words?”
“Hug it out, bitch.”
“If I can get them depressed, then I’ll have done my job.”
“You’re not a veterinarian! You don’t know anything!”
“I’m rejecting your kiss.”
“Get in the car, dummy.”
“Don’t hurt me like I hurt you.”
“We are all homos. Homo Sapiens.”
“Fact: I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.”
“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”
“I accidentally ran over it.”
“Oh, you’re such a blonde.”
“You walk out that door, and it is over.”
“Christmas is canceled.”
“It hurts my heart. Hurts my stomach. Hurts my arms.”
“My sister and I used to be best friends, but we haven’t talked in 16 years over some disagreement I can’t even remember.”
“Despite being wrong for me in every way, I’m still attracted to you.”
“Boobs.”
“I’m not falling in a chocolate river.”
“I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.”
“Congratulations, universe. You win.”
“I don’t like him, his giant head, or his beady little eyes.”
“I’m not fine. And no, I don’t want to talk about it.”
“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.”
“Do you still have feelings for her?”
“I want some man meat.”
“Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.”
“Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!”
“I am really proud of you.”
“I’ve…never told you that I love you.”
“I can read you like a book.”
“I want to cry, but I’m not going to.”
“I want the house, I want the picket fence, I want the ketchup fights, and I want the tickling and the giggling.”
“Every day, for eight years, I’ve brought pepper spray… and every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well who’s laughing now?”
“Don’t want it. Won’t open it. Don’t need it. Won’t take it.”
“Wikipedia is the best thing in the world.”
“Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity.”
“What, nerf isn’t cool anymore?”
“A depression quilt?”
“…You ignorant slut!”
“This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.”
“Society sucks. I don’t even consider myself a part of society.”
“Sometimes, you just gots to get your freak on.”
“I called off my wedding because of you.”
“Prove it. Let’s see your penis!”
“You would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel, and that kid dropped a milkshake on me, and you just laughed.”
“For the record, I am not embarrassed at all. It needed to be said, and I said it.”
“Don’t screw the pooch.”
“Welcome to Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.”
“Love is a mystery.”
“We’re all unstable.”
“I’m not gay.”
“Um, are you free for dinner tonight?”
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Friendly:
“You look a little lost. Do you need directions?” “That’s an awesome outfit.” “How’s the chicken? I can’t decide whether to order it or not.” “Excuse me, I think you dropped this.” “I don’t know a single person here…”
Flirty:
“Wow, I’ve never seen an angel before…” “You’re the hottest person in this place.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “Hey, can I get your number?” *wolf whistle*
Confrontational:
“You’re in my seat.” “What are you staring at?” “You just stepped on my toe!” “Who do you think you are?” “Keep it down, will you?”
Dramatic:
“Get down - he’s got a gun!” “Help, I need medical attention!” “Just kill me now!” “I need a ride! Please!” “Are you crazy? It’s too dangerous!”
( smokeatcr )
starter for @parcmedic !!
the fire captain had driven home separately after shift. he had a few errands to run while his wife was helping brett with something. he wanted to surprise her with a dinner. they missed their second anniversary by a few days due to being busy. also things had been rocky for the two, as they fought over cordova and other things. he got all the ingredients from one of the many grocery’s in the windy city. he owes a lot to his sister for finding a spin on chicken parmesan on pinterest. or well he hoped it was. he trusted his sister so that was enough. it took him well over an hour and a half in the kitchen. but it was worth it. it wasn’t like him to go out but that is just what he did. when the door opened, he looked at the clock. right on time. ‘
not to say that she was relieved , but gabby felt a little more at ease that she would drive herself home. there had been almost too many awkward silence drives lately and she needed a minute to gather her thoughts. she was very much aware that no marriage was perfect and yet , she felt like hers was falling apart. it was her fault. gabriela thought keeping certain things from her husband would actually protect him. obviously , the truth always comes out and in gabby’s case that resulted in fights they could have avoided if she could just do the right thing for once. the paramedic decided it was time to put her stubborness aside and start taking matt’s opinion into consideration. or at least she’d try. finally back at their house , the brunette was surprised not to find him at the couch , watching hockey. instead , she heard cluttering coming from the kitchen. “ babe ? “ she called out , eyebrows furrowing in a puzzled expression.
( necrologistic )
@parcmedic
though her name escapes him, richard thinks he recognises the look on this woman’s face. it’s one he’s seen on countless paramedics before: a serious, measured display that masks raw concern beneath. or at least, that’s what he thinks he’s looking at, when he glances up from his clipboard. he knows better than to stare.
because in this hospital, paramedics tend to swing by the morgue only to torture themselves. they want to know if the latest body on the slab wound up there because of something they did—if they weren’t fast enough, weren’t creative enough. the ritual has never made much sense to him, but he still begins the traditional script.
“i take it you’re the EMT who was first on the scene? your efforts were commendable. from what i can see, you did all you could.”
here she was , once again , at the morgue. her visits there weren’t even intentional anymore, it had become somewhat of a habit. a weird one , most would say. and she would agree. she couldn’t help it , though. the thought that someone wasn’t alive because of her , because she couldn’t do her job right , would taunt her into a sleepless night. gabriela knew she wasn’t supposed to get attached to patients and yet she wouldn’t consider herself as human if she didn’t at least a little.
bitting the inside of her cheek , brown hues scanned the body for a brief moment , before lingering up to the medical examiner. the expression didn’t falter in her features brows furrowed together and lips shaped into a thin line. she was certain he wouldn’t lie to her about her course of treatment and yet her nature prevented her from putting the matter to rest. “ what was the cause of death mister .. “ her voice momentarily trailed off as she quickly read the name on his tag. “ .. wells. “
( igxlden )
“Trust me, if there is one thing I learned form my Father it is how to properly dress a wound.”
“ i’m not doubting that , but you’ve got a nasty cut right there. why don’t you let me help you? “
( prayingfxryou )
Boe let out a sigh and sat up. He looked up at her and watched as she buttoned her shirt. He knew the odds of her staying were slim, but he always found himself asking. “I know,” he said. Boe stood up and adjusted his boxers. “I’m done around four today. Call me when you’re off and we’ll get dinner?”
she wanted to stay , she just hoped he knew that. gabriela leaned down to grab her scattered pants from the floor , holding the cloth with one hand and with the other she reached out to him , delicate fingertips briefly caressing the nape of his neck. “ sounds like a plan. what are you feeling today ? mexican ? italian ? “
@evcryopeneye gets a starter for sylvie !!
except from the times when herself and matt just didn’t want to get out of bed, they always arrived first on shift. surprisingly, once she reached their lockers, the paramedic in charge was there, properly dressed & ready for the day. “ morning ! i didn’t catch you at molly’s last night. where you having another movie night with your roomies “ the screeching noise of her locker opening momentarily muffled her voice. “ or were you hanging out with someone else ? “
@evcryopeneye gets a starter for jay !!
tongue shifted, appearing between plump pink lips, almost trying to lick away the harsh, stern pout she had been dawning. “ i just spent two hours trying to teach the heimlich maneuver to a bunch of your sparkly, new officers in training and i am positively ready to pass out . ” gabriela said, offering jay a tired smile. he didn’t have to hear her rambles, that was for sure. but, it was not like she gave him the opportunity to argue. she only needed to get this out of her system. “ if you would be so kind, could you direct me to the break room ? better yet , get me upstairs so i won’t see these officers until i have to ? i need a cup of coffee. or five. “
@prayingfxryou continued from x !!
whilst quickly buttoning up her shirt , gabriela sat at the edge of his bed , her brown hues briefly lingering on him as she debated on whether she could call in sick for the day. “ i can’t skip my shift. i would never forgive myself if i missed an important call. “
( ghcstdoctor )
“ You know – asking me for an update doesn’t mean that I have one. ” He glanced up, fixing the woman with a pointed look. But after a moment, softened and he answered more gently. “ He’s still in surgery. I know as much as you do. ”
@parcmedic / s.c.
“ i’m still going to ask for one. again. and again , if i have to , you know. “ she stubbornly crossed her arms against her chest , brown hues focussed on his. the people she was bringing in weren’t just patients to her , so caring for their progress was a given. “ could you page someone and ask for the vitals ? i promise i’ll make it up to you. i’ll bring you coffee or whatever. “
( riffrafpilot )
“Uh, hullo. Sorry to - bother, but eh - would ye mind directin’ me to the nearest HOSPITAL?” Oddly calm with BLOOD LOSS. “ – jus’ go’ a bit DISORIENTED an’ ah daun’ think ah know this side o’town very well.”
@parcmedic wanted an older!collins starter.
“ sir ?! “ rushing towards the stranger , gabriela wrapped an arm around him to keep the man on his feet and tried to do a preliminary assessment of his condition. “ sir , what’s your name ? can you tell me what happened ? “
( sofiaskates2 )
“ya, our teacher gave us homework to try and figure out all those ways, but theirs so many my hand AND head hurt.”
“ i can only imagine ! how many do you have so far ? maybe you could come up with a trick. you know , exchange ideas with your friends and all that. don’t tell anyone i suggested such a thing , though. “
@evcryopeneye continued from x !!
“ i could sugarcoat it , but it’s not in my character. “ with a dismissive gesture of her hand , gabriela couldn’t help but spit her bite into a napkin , before slowly but steadily pushing her plate further away from her. jimmy wouldn’t be a candidate for much longer , so she would put the time she had left to roast him in good use. “ cfd health food week ? is that a thing ? ‘cause if it is , i’m going down to headquarters to give them a piece of my mind ! “
( evcryopeneye )
@parcmedic
A fire station was so much cooler than a police station, so much. She was already metaphorically running at a million miles an hour, despite her hand being tightly held. There was an expression of awe crossed with wonder on her face, like a child witnessing something awesome for the first time. “You know, when I’m President of Mars, I don’t think we’ll have a fire station, at least not at the start…” she mused, thinking through the logistics of setting up a new civilisation, “I mean, I don’t think we could take a fire truck with us, because it would be really hard to get on a rocket or a space ship.” It was an entirely valid point. “And I don’t think they would have the stuff to build one on Mars…” another valid point.
it was definitely no secret that gabriela’s soft spot were children. she was always getting too giddy and excited when they were around the firehouse. especially when shay’s niece was visiting. feigning shock, she put her palm over her heart, as brown eyes opened widely. “ what about me ? would you really have it in your heart to leave me jobless ? “ she dramatically asked, her lips forming into a pout. “ i mean, i see what you are saying, but what if there is a huge fire somewhere ? i doubt a few fire extinguishers could do the work...”