Friggin Fruit Loop~~

[theinturnetexplorer]

hotels that understand customer service

[caralarm-bicycles]

sure when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium”

[magic-of-eternity]

[palexfawn]

[silly-luv]

[artoftheautomobile]

[xanavi-deactivated20121001]

[stayfr-sh]

Harder Than Stone

[scottyhomebody]

Our kids gonna get the Netflix and chill talk instead of the birds and the bees

[sandandglass]

[anticipxtion]

what a gem

[julianahuxtable]

[micdotcom]

Burt’s Bees creator Burt Shavitz died Sunday — but left behind advice we all need to hear 

Burt Shavitz, the bearded man whose face and spirit created the beloved brand Burt’s Bees, died on Sunday at 80. Shavitz passed away in his rural home in Maine, surrounded by family and friends. Shavitz was never one to embrace a crowd. In fact, his life story is as true to the Burt’s Bees images as you can get: unpretentious, wholly original and all natural.

[confusedtree-deactivated2013092]

If you feel like you need to cry, that is okay, and you should probably do it. The Rock cries sometimes, I bet. So you can too. Are you going to pretend you’re tougher than The Rock? Because you fucking aren’t

[pardonmedear]

a Normal Human™: ah yes, here we are, in august

the pumpkin horde: [chanting] hal-lo-ween hal-lo-ween

a Normal Human™: oh no-

the pumpkin horde: [chanting louder] HAL-LO-WEEN HAL-LO-WEEN

[ti-bacio]

[calebbabcock]