I am an enigma

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[kluex-moved]

[cpericardium]

[nem23]

[violentoffender]

[eggable]

If only there was a word for how long a foot-long hotdog is

[dogpuppy]

[retroactivebakeries]

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[segamascott]

[ladytengen]

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[millionsknives]

gun to your head what are your top 3 albums of all time. no honorable mentions, no ties for third place i want to know your TOP 3 ONLY.

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[virgoanmaenad]

Get ready for another year of confused Muslim cats, folks!!!

Ramadan 2026 starts on Feb 17!!!

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[dogpuppy]