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independent, private, and highly selective roleplay blog feat. dexedrine "dex" parios from abc's stumptown. oc & fandom friendly. muse and mun 21+. must be 18+ to interact. mature themes are present in this blog.

est aug 2023. written by gayle, 24.

𝗗𝗘𝗫𝗘𝗗𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗦 known as "Dex". bisexual. b. 1985. Ansel's overprotective big sister. struggles with ptsd and alcoholism, along with unhealthy coping mechanisms. a private investigator based in Portland, Oregon. Marine Corps background making her strong and capable PI. totally not a troublemaker.

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pariosdexs

a LOOK™

#「 d. parios ✬ visage 」

parios

independent, private, and highly selective 𝐃𝐄𝐗𝐄𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒 of 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍. est. 2023

#( Dex is here to cause trouble again... as always )

booasaur

Stumptown - 1x14

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗦 𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗦 / ∞ Se.cret Inv.asion AU

#( DOSE OF EMOTIONAL DAMAGE SUFFER WITH ME )#( but also Dex in her Marines uniform breathe if you agree )#tw: death #「 the dex files ✬ edits 」#「 d. parios ✬ visage 」

fantaxi

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#meme

eyeccndy

@parios

“It’s a smidge comical. You never know nowadays. You very well could be a Skrull.” It wasn’t her fault that her co-workers were cautious. Though, she hadn’t helped much by instigating it instead of setting her agents straight.

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"Christina, you little shi--How dare you say that!"

A hand on her own chest, displaying the faux offense at her sister's playful claim. "If one of them shoots me, I'm going to haunt your ass all your life and theirs. I'd probably pull their pants as a reminder." She clears her throat, tone shifting in a much more serious one.

"Jokes aside though. After you deal with this Skrull situation, come home to Portland with me. Ansel is waiting for his other older sister, said he'd make you Baked Alaska for you to try. Plus, you get free drinks in my friend's bar." Knowing what her sister's dealing with and line of job she has, Dex couldn't help but worry for Maria. "So promise me, 'kay? Can't lose my other half again."

#eyeccndy #( FUCK SI tho )

✬ - Well, at least Dex had her experience when it comes to babies... and learned it in the hard way. With the twins at Portland, Dex had to look after them on behalf of @thecavclry.

[ ✉️ : Maria ] - SOS [ ✉️ : Maria ] - Astra's been screaming her head off. You sure this doesn't have an off switch? I think she hates the people here. When I say people, it's the customers. [ ✉️ : Maria ] - Look, don't get upset but I had to bring the kiddos here at Grey's bar. [ ✉️ : Maria ] - They get free drinks privilege, except it's fruit juice. Obviously.

#thecavclry #( probably the next thing is one of the twins trying Dex's beer lmfao )

✬ - "I wish I was kidding, but I'm not Maria Hill, @sheshootsxruns."

That's something Dex gets a lot nowadays and she couldn't blame them. They were identical twins after all. Easy to be mistaken as SHIELD's Deputy Director when Dex is actually a certified Private Investigator. "That's my sister and it's a long story to tell. Well, for a start - I'm her unfiltered version."

#sheshootsxruns

✬ - "I'm fine, @rcdlcdger. I am always fine."

Or that's what Dex convinced herself to think so. Tiredly, she plopped down on the couch with visible tear-streaks on her face—tears she managed to wipe off with the sleeve of her flannel. She hadn't expected Nat to be home earlier than anticipated from a week-long mission, and certainly not to greet her own girlfriend in this kind of state. The mess Dex caused in the living room would explain it already.

"Don't," the brunette warns, turning to face away and burying her face into the pillows further. "Don't look at me, Nat. I don't want you to see me like this."