I am PARIS OF TROY!!! The biggest and baddest man in all of Troy!!! You should know it.
I love my wife (THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD MIND YOU, BROUGHT TO ME BY A GODDESS, MY WIFE, ONLY FOR ME!!!!) and my family, though they’re all so prickly with me these days! One of the top generals in the Trojan army! Currently at war!
Please, ask me things in your free time!














