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godricslumos

geralt: i live longer than most humans because i am a mutant, experimented on in order to fight monsters

yennefer: i gave myself over to dark magic and thus can theoretically live forever

jaskier: damn bitch i just moisturize

anneuhken-deactivated20200828

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

anneuhken-deactivated20200828

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”

anneuhken-deactivated20200828

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

bedabug

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

maneth985

They're so out of fucks and I'm living for it

theslaybymic

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

laureninlilly

Hit reblog on this so hard

geniusorinsanity

SHOUT OUT TO KRISTEN BELL’S MOM THOUGH? WHAT KIND OF FANTASTIC SELF-AWARE PARENTING, WELL DONE MA'AM

easternmediterranean

children of color deserve better

blankkphase

Everyone of any color

easternmediterranean

as i was saying, children of color deserve better

gaybran-deactivated20220309

me: not everything is about sex also me: i’m horny

l2g-deactivated20240513

women just get it. and men don’t. won’t elaborate

dicaeopolis

i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo

dicaeopolis

this is the only important thing i did in four years

indigenouswomenrising

chandelyer-deactivated20241003

Elie Saab fall 2019 couture part one

gluten-free-pussy

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

animution11

armandyke

How did these boys live to see their 25th birthday

stimman4000

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shitposting-for-the-soul

This gives me so much fucking anxiety, please kitty keep limbs in the boat

dragonrex

Worry not! This kitty is a bengal!

They’re notorious water lovers and enjoy swimming. Even if he fell in, he’d probably be pretty stoked

*edit: plus it looks like whoever is holding the camera also has the leash looped under that metal bar to catch him if he leans too far

krxs100

Repeated Rapist and Former Baylor frat president Jacob Anderson indicted for sexual assault will serve no jail time, not be registered as sex offender and only has to pay $400 fine

Anderson was accused of raping a 19-year-old woman at a 2016 off-campus party his fraternity, Phi Delta Theta, threw under his leadership as frat president. During the party,

Anderson took the woman, who was intoxicated after receiving a drugged drink from him, outside to a “secluded part of the grounds” where he then sexually assaulted as while she was gagged and choked. The victim lost consciousness during the attack, at which point Anderson left the scene, leaving her nearly choking to death on her own vomit.

Anderson was initially brought up on for these alleged crimes, and charged him with “unlawful restraint” instead, for which the office recommended three years of probation, a $400 fine, and counseling.

This is the 3rd case in which this same judge has been lenient towards sexual offenders.

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