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Sokka learnt how to braid hair when he was younger. He often had to help the women in their tribe get the little kids ready for the day, so the women taught him some braids that have been passed down through their culture.
And now, as an adult, when he visits Zuko and they're finally away from all the guards and politics, just hiding away in the comfort of his room, Sokka can braid Zuko's hair. He tells him about each style and why it's important to the Southern Water Tribe. And Zuko just listens as Sokka plays with his long hair, folding locks over each other to make new styles, ones he's never worn.
And Sokka just kisses the back of Zuko's neck every time his hair lifts up enough to reveal skin. And Zuko just melts at the touch of Sokka's hands in his hair. It's a way they bond, a way that Sokka shares his culture with Zuko. It's also a way that Sokka takes pride in participating in his culture because he doesn't have anyone's hair to braid anymore. And Zuko just really likes when Sokka shares these things with him
me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way
Quit ur job join our child army
yoâŚ. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebendersâŚ.
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
Jet: Heâs a firebender!
The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.
#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like âyeah thatâs fairâ
He didnât even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him
time for a shift change
steph being SIGNIFICANTLY taller than tim in absolute batman. i used to pray for times like these
duke except i hit him with the headcanon beamâŚ. he has a matching piercing with izzy!!!!!
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when uhhh when two adult superheroes love each other very much they uhhhh
Bat-Burger? Now? Its almost midnight.
by Parker_Artio âDrake, âDamian said looking up at him, â Drive me to Bat-Burger.â It was 11:43pm. Tim was exhausted, and this is the request he gets asked? No way! Anyways, here he was now, in the car driving to Bat-Burger, the 12 year old next to him in the passenger seat. Words: 2720, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 12 of DC fics Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Tim Drake (DCU), Damian Wayne, mentioned characters - Character, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown, Batfamily Members (DCU), Duke Thomas Relationships: Tim Drake & Damian Wayne Additional Tags: Bat Burger (DCU), Tim Drake and Damian Wayne are Siblings, Tim Drake & Damian Wayne Bonding, Tim Drake & Damian Wayne Get Along, Sibling Bonding, Brotherly Love, Brotherly Bonding, Bat Burger being the hang out place, Good Sibling Tim Drake (DCU), Tim Drake-centric (DCU), Brotherly Tim Drake, Good Sibling Damian Wayne, Damian Wayne Has a Heart, Damian Wayne Acts Like a Kid, no beta we die like jason todd, but we donât come back, tik tok gave me the idea, More tags than intended, Tim Drake Wears Glasses (DCU), Damian Wayne Needs Glasses, Autistic Tim Drake (DCU), Autistic Damian Wayne, not mentioned via https://ift.tt/ia4IoSk
Clark Kent has no idea how many kids Bruce has.
He asks once and Bruce goes âA few.â Dick says âSeven.â Tim says âDonât worry about it.â Jason says âToo many.â
Clark just starts sending Christmas presents to âWayne, assorted.â
(Alfred makes sure everyone gets one. Even the Batcow.)
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 7
Dick: oh yeah i see you guys, hold on coming in hot-
*grunt*
Dick: hey, who are we waiting for?
Damian: Hood is working on the other side of Gotham tonight, but we're still supposed to wait for father while he talks to Catwoman
Dick: *a groan* god, he always takes forever when he's talking to her, and i'm already bored!
Tim: yeah we've been waiting for twenty minutes.
Jasons, whispering: sucks to suck for you guys- oh SHIT-
*distant gunshots*
Dick, casual: did you just give away your position to insult us Jay?
Jason, strained: *gunshot* NO,
*more gunshots, a yelp*
*silence*
Dick: anyway i'm still bored.
Tim: wanna play a game me and Damian made up?
Dick: you two made up a game?
Tim: yeah after Damian messed up and accidentally revealed he was fun on the main line.
Damian: i don't know what you're talking about, i've never had fun in my life.
Tim: -we're calling it 'league days: yay or nay?'
Dick, amused: ok, what are the rules.
Tim: ok, so, the aim of the game is to find out stuff from Damian's league days, because he got up to a lot of insane shit over there. he wrote down any interesting experiences he could remember onto a bunch of cards and then got Jason to digitalize them into a randomizer,
Tim: and then we got Jason to come up with a bunch of fake experiences and mix them in with the real ones. Damian doesn't know what the fake ones are so he has no way to come up with stories beforehand. the rules are Damian has to use the app Jason made to shuffle a random card, read it out loud to us, and then we have to guess if it's real or fake. we can ask him questions about what the card says and he has to answer, and then we have to figure out if he's bullshitting or not.
Tim: Jason isn't allowed to play because obviously he was there for like, 90% of the truths.
Jason: but i am allowed to listen and laugh! fuck you guys by the way, i almost died and nobody checked up on me.
Damian: sucks to suck, Todd. are you playing, Grayson?
Dick, giggling: holy shit, yes, i'm in. read a card.
Damian: ok, hold on.
*a beat*
Damian: oh- *a strangled sigh*
Tim: you have to read it out loud!
Damian: i am!
Damian: 'when i was a child, Todd introduced me to pokemon games, and then convinced me that pokemon were real by painting a snail and telling me it was a very small magcargo. years later, this lie was then used to convince me that i should move to Gotham.'
Jason: *bursts out wheezing* OH MY GOD-
*continuous cackles*
Damian: we may have to mute him.
*more distant laughter*
Tim: please god, let this be true.
Dick, smothering giggles: and- oh my god- and we get to ask questions?
Damian, resigned: ask away.
Tim: so- hmm.
Dick: *wheeze*
Tim: the reason you came to Gotham...?
Dick, wetly: yeah that's- that's what i think we need clarification on. Jason... Jason told you pokemon were real, and then...?
Damian: so i was around five years old, and had never played a video game before, and Todd came back from a mission with one of those handheld consoles and an old pokemon game loaded in.
Tim: what, and he told you it was real?
Damian: he told me it was based on reality and that it was just very rare to see pokemon in real life, especially in the area that the compound was in. to be fair i'd never left, so i had no way to confirm that or not.
Dick: still though, painting a snail got you to believe it?
Damian: it was- i-
*a sigh*
Damian: it was a fairly competent art project.
Jason: *starts laughing again*
Tim: see this is a hard one, because i don't know if he's laughing because of how proud he is that he did it, or because of how funny he finds his own lie. he makes shit up all the time.
Dick: this is genuinely a tough game, what the fuck. ok. how did this correlate with you coming to Gotham? i thought Talia sent you?
Damian: my mother gave me the option of going to Gotham to train with Batman, or to go into hiding with her and help during the league uprisings. i was unsure at the time because i had never met father before and didn't know what it would entail, but Todd obviously knew i would be safer coming to Gotham with him when he returned, so he took it upon himself to convince me to choose Batman.
Jason: *high pitched weeping*
Tim: see- SEE DAMIAN'S SMILING, i feel like he wouldn't find it funny if it was true, he'd just be angry that he'd ever fallen for it.
Damian: not necessarily. Todd has a very infectious laugh, i could just find his odd squeaking entertaining. you cannot base your answer on that.
Dick: so did you come to Gotham because he told you that there would be pokemon to see or something?
Damian: he told me that team rocket was active in Gotham, and that they were abusing pokemon. i have a fondness for animals, so obviously this angered me and i wanted to intercept.
Tim: it- *wheeze* it angered you-,
Jason: *silent gasps of laughter*
Dick: and what happened when- like, how did you find out he'd lied to you?
Damian: i figured it out on the boat to Gotham, about a day's journey away, and i was so infuriated that i pushed his motorcycle off the boat and sunk it. we were actually- it made us late, we were a day later than expected coming into Gotham because i sunk our ride from the boat to the city and we had to take public transport.
Dick: see but thats- like you told me before that the journey from the compound took two weeks, i can't imagine you being outside the compound for two whole weeks and not clocking that pokemon didn't exist in the real world.
Damian: i was busy with other things
Tim: bullshit, you literally said it was the reason you went!
*ping*
Bruce: apologies for the delay, i am three minutes out from your location. does anybody have any info on Red Hood? i've received reports that he may have been dosed with laughing gas. does he need backup?
Tim: he's fine, he's just an ass.
Jason, still struggling to breathe: ok- ok B's gonna ruin it now so i'm calling it. you have to choose, yay or nay?
Dick: THIS IS SO HARD!
Bruce: what's going on?
Tim: *groaning* god i so want it to be true... but i just don't buy the two week thing. i think you would have figured it out sooner.
Dick: i'm with Tim. i gotta go with nay. it's a lie.
Jason: *laughs slightly* *high pitched* alright, Damian. yay or nay, did this happen?
*silence*
Damian: *deep sigh* as much as i really wish it hadn't, this one was true. i did indeed, for a solid half a decade, believe that pokemon were real.
Dick: WHA-
Tim: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS-?!
Jason: *bursts out laughing again* *cheering*
Damian: i should have never agreed to play this game again.
Bruce: what on earth did i just come in on...?
Katsuki generally hated cooking with other people, it was irking and everyone was always in his way. So all in all, a fucking shit show he hated more than life itself. But his dad refused to let him cook alone. Anytime he mentioned cooking or making⌠â 4+1 Things, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, Bakugou Katsuki is a Good Friend, Bakugou Katsuki-centric, Bakugou Katsuki is a Dork, Dinner, Family Dinners, Food, Kirishima Eijirou is Filipino â Bakugou Katsuki/Kaminari Denki, Ashido Mina & Bakugou Katsuki & Jirou Kyouka & Kaminari Denki & Kirishima Eijirou & Sero Hanta, Bakugou Katsuki & Bakugou Masaru, Bakugou Katsuki & Bakugou Katsuki's Parents
Katsuki generally hated cooking with other people, it was irking and everyone was always in his way. So all in all, a fucking shit show he hated more than life itself. But his dad refused to let him cook alone. Anytime he mentioned cooking or making⌠â 4+1 Things, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, Bakugou Katsuki is a Good Friend, Bakugou Katsuki-centric, Bakugou Katsuki is a Dork, Dinner, Family Dinners, Food, Kirishima Eijirou is Filipino â Bakugou Katsuki/Kaminari Denki, Ashido Mina & Bakugou Katsuki & Jirou Kyouka & Kaminari Denki & Kirishima Eijirou & Sero Hanta, Bakugou Katsuki & Bakugou Masaru, Bakugou Katsuki & Bakugou Katsuki's Parents
When Dick was a teenager and at odds with Bruce, he tried to get a piercing as a form of rebellion. He heard from his friends that their parents totally flipped, so he got himself an earring.
Blue, gaudy, and bedazzled.
When he showed up to the manor with it, he made sure to strut in front of Jason and pretend he didnât care that his little brother was practically fawning over how cool he looked.
The moment Bruce came into the room, Dick was expecting a huge confrontation and a yelling match, like his friends had all said would happen.
Instead, Bruce lit up and smiled at Dick before leaving the room in a hurry.
Jason and Dick exchanged confused glances before Bruce came back holding a picture and beaming proudly.
The picture is of teen Bruce with a whole bunch of piercings, looking like an ethereal vampire. Snake bites that made it look like he had fangs, industrial, lobe, septum, bridge, etc. Just a lot.
The boys are slack-jawed at their Dad looking like that while Bruce is fondly telling him about all the piercings he had and how he wished he had more, but Alfred wouldnât let him
âI also had a belly piercing. Ollie convinced me to get that one back at boarding school.â Bruce said wistfully, reminiscing about his intense goth era when he didnât have to worry too much about public perception.
Dick is mortified because for more than half a second he actually thought his Dad was super cool again. Jason is ooh-ing and awe-ing at the picture.
When Dick does back his apartment, he considers taking the piercing out and letting the hole close up, but he feels slightly bad since Bruce was trying to connect with him.
Canât take the Robin out of the boy